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I have a bunch of horny cats under my window and they always meow and make loud noises and stuff, I would shoot them if I had a gun.

Help me, I am going insane.
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#3
Join in with their sexy time.
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#4
Yeah, just get involved!
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#7
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Have sex with them. Duh.


EDIT: Oh. You're from Israel. You would shoot them.

Well I exaggerated, I only shoot palestinians.
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#8
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Well I exaggerated, I only shoot palestinians.

How do you know they aren't palestinian?
#10
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How do you know they aren't palestinian?

Because they aren't trying to steal my land.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#11
Fart.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#13
Plant catnip under your neighbor's window.

Problem solved.
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#17
So you are saying I have Palestinian cats under my window?

It's payback time.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#21
Put Oragnes down. Seriously, cats hate citrus fruits.
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Fassa used to make stupid blog posts about trivial life events no one cared about. You're turning into Fassa TS.


If I was TS I'd take that as a compliment.
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#28
film them making sweet love and save it for later
I'm so happy. I get to eat a muffin.
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Too much Sublime.

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#30
I had this problem a while back, shoot them and smear there blood all over your house, problem solved
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Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
I have a bunch of horny cats under my window and they always meow and make loud noises and stuff, I would shoot them if I had a gun.

Help me, I am going insane.



So find a gun....and shoot them
#35
Quote by jesus=dinosaur
eat a can of cat food as fast as you can and huff as much glue as possible, then fall asleep it will work, TV taught me so



lol this


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