#1
You know, those people that feel the need to whistle in Public.

Personally, I find them annoying as ****. Especially when out of tune / key.
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#3
My step dad does the same whistle to every song. Every. ****ing. Song.


The exact same whistle. And it isn't even good to begin with.
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#5
Depends, if you whistle Duran Duran like my mother, you're fine, if you're some Bimbo walking down the street whistling a Lady Gaga song, I'm already in a cop uniform and you're going downtown.
#8
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#9
My drummer is one of those people.

My drummer is awesome.

Ergo, those people are awesome.

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#11
So annoying. Unless you are a world renowned whistler, I really have no interest in hearing you in public.
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#12
Yeah, **** those people who take music wherever they go!

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Depends, if you whistle Duran Duran like my mother, you're fine, if you're some Bimbo walking down the street whistling a Lady Gaga song, I'm already in a cop uniform and you're going downtown.


Lol, people who think 80s shitpop is different from modern shitpop.
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#13
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Yeah, **** those people who take music wherever they go!


Lol, people who think 80s shitpop is different from modern shitpop.

I don't mind either but I thought the same thing.
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#14
I can't whistle, so when it comes to people that can I tend to hunt them down with a coffee mug and beat the to death.
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#15
i cant whistle , so i pretend to hate them, but i really love them and want to be them
#16
I can't stand whistling, regardless of how well done it is. I just find it unpleasant.

I can't deal with tapping either. My brother taps and whistled constantly, and within seconds of hm starting I can feel my blood pressure rise. I actually had to check and make sure my college roommate wasn't a whistler or tapper.

EDIT: I can whistle fine, so its not borne of jealousy.
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#17
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Yeah, **** those people who take music wherever they go!


Lol, people who think 80s shitpop is different from modern shitpop.

To be fair, Duran Duran is ****ing awesome.
#19
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To be fair, Duran Duran is ****ing awesome.

Honestly, I like both.

But it's hard to make fun of anything in favor of a popular 80's band.
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#20
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Yeah, **** those people who take music wherever they go!


Lol, people who think 80s shitpop is different from modern shitpop.

I don't know how to put this but... it is.
#22
I hate it when they whistle whale songs.
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#23
Doesn't really piss me off...
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#26
I whistle up and down the street, brotha
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#27
It depends. If they whistle as badly as I do, they can suck it. However, I'm neither rude enough to make a thread about it or rude enough to tell them to stfu. I just walk the other way. Or ya know, ignore them.
#28
**** TS.

It is a nervous tic for me.
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#30
The World Champion whistler lives near me, he took one of my brass band practices once. He's a dick. I also can't whistle, which makes him more of a dick.
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#31
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#32
Whenever I hear someone whistling, my reply is usually:

"Hey, you know what's the best thing about whistling? You can stop whistling."
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#33
Awk, cheer up, TS. "Always look on the bright side of life..." *whistles*
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#34
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The World Champion whistler lives near me, he took one of my brass band practices once. He's a dick. I also can't whistle, which makes him more of a dick.

How do you be a world champion whistler?
#36
I continuously whistle Roger Whittaker songs.


Make me laugh people... go ahead, make me laugh...
#38
Lately I've been in the habit of whistling Angel in the Centefold by the J Giles Band all the time.