#1
So a friend of mine has less than a month before he finally gets to join the army.
I'm going to get him a bunch of leaving gifts beforehand because I probably won't get to see him much between now and leaving.

So far I have come up with a handmade army teddy bear (Because I'm freakishly good at sewing) and a tin of Mr Scruff breakfast tea.


What else should I get? He's a weird fellow.. so almost anything random will float his boat. This is one of the few rare occasions that the pit's answers may be acceptable.

It's also got to be able to fit in a backpack.

INB4 bumming
#4
If he is just going off to basic, and the UK has similar training conditions as the US, he wont be able to keep any of it with him anyhow. If he's off to the sandbox...porn and copenhagen.
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#6
Soap on a rope so far is unbelievably brilliant.
And I know he won't keep it.. but he'll have something for a few days.. thus the tea.
#7
Jergens lotion?
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Just smear poo all over everything he owns. Trade him for a fake les paul. Turtle his backpack. Bang his friends.

THIS IS WHAT THE PIT IS. RETARDED THREADS. ALL DAY, EVERY GOD DAMN DAY.
#11
extra bullets, he will need these later.

Make sure to get a couple boxes of 5.56x45mms
Lets jump in a pool


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