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#1
I just happened to be walking my dog in the Longwood area when I looked up at my apartment building and she was standing at her window topless, perfect as a figure cut out of a painting. Her breasts so firm, and yet plump in a way that suggested she would yield to the right touch. I went home and listened to classical music for an hour, trying desperately to recreate that feeling I had when I saw her breasts in the window, that transcendent serenity one feels only in the presence of art. When the music didn't work, I baked a cobbler - peach, my grandmother's most prized recipe - and sat on the floor of my living room, eating it with my hands, savoring not only the taste, but the warmth of the filling, and the just-right flakiness of the outside. I could have been in the remotest land on Earth, untouched by civilization. My perception felt that pure. All night I've been floating inside. Those breasts were a minor miracle in the midst of this gray, cold world.

#3
pics or it didn't happen.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#4
What the hell, Bobby.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#7
Longwood?
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


Computer Science major! Apple enthusiast!
I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#9
You ****ed the cobbler didnt you?
LICKY, LICKY LOLLIPOP


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#11
i remember the first time i saw boobs
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wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#13
Quote by KYmonster
What you really need, is a new amp.


+1
Super
Old
Cats
Are
Surprising

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#15
Alas, allow me to share a similar story with you, straight from the heart. there I was, on your typical tuesday night, nothing but my hopes and dreams in front of me. I was on my way to a colleague's wine-tasting in upstate New York. As I boarded the L train to begin my journey, a sight that I will never forget crossed my eye. The most beautiful woman in the world sat across from me, reading a book that she held in her pale, demure fingertips. My breath caught in the cold February air like a spider hanging silently in its web. As I struggled to regain my senses, she looked at my kingdom. I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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#16
Godd***it Bobbeh!
Amon Amarth to Frank Zappa
and everything in between.


The A-Z's of music.
#17
Quote by fearofthemark
...I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.



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I remember Das_Skittles made me rage hard.

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I can't stand Das_Skittles everything he says makes me mad.

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Skittles is the shit you cuntles. Slob on his knob.

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#19
Quote by BrokenDstring
You ****ed the cobbler didnt you?


I would never do that to my grandmother's cobbler.
#20
Quote by Unourrit01
i read topless and grandmother's. im going to believe what i assume this is about


+1

Quote by fearofthemark
I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.


+1

This thread is just win. Have you guys never seen accidental titties before?
#22
Quote by Funky_Fresh91
Boobs have made a poet out of TS.


Worked for Oscar Wilde!
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me: no, nor woman neither... nor women neither.
#24
Quote by guitarxo
guys guys
it's not a poem
unless you write
like this
what ever
happened
to that tortilla
fellow?
#25
Quote by guitarxo
guys guys
it's not a poem
unless you write
like this

but then
its
just hard
to read,
and you read,
it in a
little jingle,
that drive me
nuts!
Sell and Promote your music TuneHub!



wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


Quote by jimmyled
jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
Quote by dyingLeper
jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#28
Quote by Caustic
Worked for Oscar Wilde!

I'm not familiar with what work it did, but I cannot underestimate the power of mammary glands.
Catch the Dragon
Quote by hriday_hazarika
This thread is as terrible as music, which sucks balls.
#31
Quote by Cb4rabid
He liked manly men boobs though


To be fair, he'd shag anything with a pulse.
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me: no, nor woman neither... nor women neither.
#35
Quote by Caustic
Worked for Oscar Wilde!



Think you're confusing Tits with Balls then.
Quote by Demonikk
'Practice amp' = amp you practice with? In my case, Peavey 6505+ and 4x12
I don't do things small


Except children.
#37
Quote by KTFM
He didn't
send them
his
credit card information.


but dude
apparently there are
3 ways to
get any girl and I
would just have
to spend 19
.95
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