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#1
I hope to God this guy doesn't run for president. It's only a rumor right now, since Gingrich's top staffer quit his campaign, which they were former Perry staffers, which is how this rumor got started. But if he does run, we are all doomed I tell you.

What are the pit's thoughts on this?
#4
Katy Perry's dad?
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#5
I googled him and saw 'Republican' and 'Texas' before I closed the page.


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#7
He's the Texas governor that thinks Texas should secede, right?

I don't know a lot about him but what I do know isn't good. I really feel bad for Republicans this year, all their candidates seem completely nuts except, to a lesser extent, Romney and Pawlenty.
#9
Texas has the best history of any state in the US. It makes sense that crazy shit would happen there.
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#11
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He's the Texas governor that thinks Texas should secede, right?

I don't know a lot about him but what I do know isn't good. I really feel bad for Republicans this year, all their candidates seem completely nuts except, to a lesser extent, Romney and Pawlenty.



Well, no, he said that Texas would prolly be better off as a separate nation in a figure of speech, everyone just likes to take his words our of context the second they see "secede".

He's actually done a good job with Texas, see as we have the highest growing business rate in the entire country, and we've created over 30% of all jobs created just in our state. He's done a great job with the economy here, but the guy is just another Bush, you should read about his trans Texas highway he wanted to build, that is what really pissed me off.
#12
Yeah, a lot of Texans don't like him. And even if he does run, he won't be elected. So what's the big deal?
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#13
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He's the Texas governor that thinks Texas should secede, right?

I don't know a lot about him but what I do know isn't good. I really feel bad for Republicans this year, all their candidates seem completely nuts except, to a lesser extent, Romney and Pawlenty.

And Palin
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#14
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Well, no, he said that Texas would prolly be better off as a separate nation in a figure of speech, everyone just likes to take his words our of context the second they see "secede".

He's actually done a good job with Texas, see as we have the highest growing business rate in the entire country, and we've created over 30% of all jobs created just in our state. He's done a great job with the economy here, but the guy is just another Bush, you should read about his trans Texas highway he wanted to build, that is what really pissed me off.

That's a true statement, as confirmed by Newsweek.
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#15
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He's the Texas governor that thinks Texas should secede, right?

I don't know a lot about him but what I do know isn't good. I really feel bad for Republicans this year, all their candidates seem completely nuts except, to a lesser extent, Romney and Pawlenty.


Jon Hunstman would like a word with you. Of course, he'll never get the nomination, but he's certainly not nuts.

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#16
Frankly, I think Trump, Palin, Bachmann, Gingrich, and all the other great republicans should run for president. I love comedy.

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#17
cool, maybe people will stop voting for the same two parties now.
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Frankly, I think Trump, Palin, Bachmann, Gingrich, and all the other great republicans should run for president. I love comedy.


This.

I'm not going to be voting in 2012 just because of my beliefs, but I actually hope one of the bat shit insane republicans makes it into office. I would love to have four years of lulz because of their shenanigans.
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Frankly, I think Trump, Palin, Bachmann, Gingrich, and all the other great republicans should run for president. I love comedy.

I would have donated money to the Republican party if they ran with a Trump Bachman ticket... Seriously, that shit would never get old.
#22
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I still can't stop laughing because of how relevant his name name is to his current situation.
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I'm not going to be voting in 2012 just because of my beliefs, but I actually hope one of the bat shit insane republicans makes it into office. I would love to have four years of lulz because of their shenanigans.

Um...I'm just talking about the running for president part. If they actually succeeded, it would turn from



to


...modes and scales are still useless.


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#24
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Jon Hunstman would like a word with you. Of course, he'll never get the nomination, but he's certainly not nuts.

He hasn't definitely decided to run yet, has he?

If he has, then my bad; he definitely belongs on that list. Same with Gary Johnson to some degree, but he doesn't have a shot either.
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I googled him and saw 'Republican' and 'Texas' before I closed the page.

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Um...I'm just talking about the running for president part. If they actually succeeded, it would turn from



to



Don't get me wrong, I know that the results would be disastrous, but I would still have plenty of laughs over the four year period that they're in office. Think about it, if Palin was to get into office it would be like the Dubbya years 2.0.
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#27
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I still can't stop laughing because of how relevant his name name is to his current situation.


Conan O'Brien makes fun of it every night.
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#28
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I would have donated money to the Republican party if they ran with a Trump Bachman ticket... Seriously, that shit would never get old.


Until some shocking scandal hits Obama in late October and destroys his campaign and his chances, and suddenly, BAM!, they win by default. :/
#29
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Yeah, a lot of Texans don't like him. And even if he does run, he won't be elected. So what's the big deal?

No one liked Bush and he got in twice, no one really knows what goes on down there anymore
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Don't get me wrong, I know that the results would be disastrous, but I would still have plenty of laughs over the four year period that they're in office. Think about it, if Palin was to get into office it would be like the Dubbya years 2.0.

Calling Palin Bush 2.0 is just insulting to Bush. I didn't agree with how he ran things but that's just ****ing mean man.
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#31
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Calling Palin Bush 2.0 is just insulting to Bush. I didn't agree with how he ran things but that's just ****ing mean man.


Lol.

I was just going to post this.

I'm no Bush fan, far from it, but damn that is insulting to him.
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#33
I really hope he runs, I'm pretty confident that he won't get the nomination and that might mean he won't be the governor of Texas anymore. The guys a grade-A piece of shit
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#34
Just read up on Perry, total scumbag.
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#35
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Lol.

I was just going to post this.

I'm no Bush fan, far from it, but damn that is insulting to him.


Honestly, Bush is probably a decent guy, like he would be great to get a drink with, but that never should have made him presidential material. It's so odd how people have made the conclusion that "their just like me" makes them presidential material.

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#36
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He hasn't definitely decided to run yet, has he?

If he has, then my bad; he definitely belongs on that list. Same with Gary Johnson to some degree, but he doesn't have a shot either.


He's basically in, but pulls single digits in every straw poll. It's hard to get Republicans to like you when you say things like "we should defer to scientists when dealing with climate change," and "gays and lesbians deserve equal rights, like civil unions."

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#37
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Honestly, Bush is probably a decent guy, like he would be great to get a drink with, but that never should have made him presidential material. It's so odd how people have made the conclusion that "their just like me" makes them presidential material.

By the way, I really enjoy looking down your avatar's shirt.


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#38
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Frankly, I think Trump, Palin, Bachmann, Gingrich, and all the other great republicans should run for president. I love comedy.


The best thing about this is, the same group of nuts support all of these people, so there's no chance of any of them winning because their vote will be thinned out.
#39
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Until some shocking scandal hits Obama in late October and destroys his campaign and his chances, and suddenly, BAM!, they win by default. :/

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Honestly, Bush is probably a decent guy, like he would be great to get a drink with, but that never should have made him presidential material. It's so odd how people have made the conclusion that "their just like me" makes them presidential material.

By the way, I really enjoy looking down your avatar's shirt.

Halo effect and basic human empathy. Of course, the right-wingers that voted for Bush would die defending their home fort from home security before admitting that.
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Don't get me wrong, I know that the results would be disastrous, but I would still have plenty of laughs over the four year period that they're in office. Think about it, if Palin was to get into office it would be like the Dubbya years 2.0.

Bush wasn't too bright but he isn't that dumb. And he has much better character than Palin, at least he didn't subtly advocate gun violence in the wake of legislation he disagreed with, and refuses to be openly critical of the president because 1) he knows how tough it is to have that job and 2) he believes that no matter what the president tries to accomplish, they should be supported because their success is good for us all. I don't like Bush, but he can't be compared to Palin
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