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#1
well i got a job to save up
money to buy a new guitar
although i have a phobia of
hard labor and any kind of
work at all, this is a perfect
job for me, not because of
what the job is its because
i get to smoke weed on the job

the job is selling newspaper
subscriptions door to door
and what happens is they
drive us to a neighborhood
and drop two of us off to sell,
but one of the guys who
works there
(he's just 1 year older than me)
he brings weed
everyday and we just spend
most of the time smoking
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#2
posting this again:

seriously, you are the biggest
gangsta ever, not like the occasional
dickhead we have on this forum,
and all the idiots here are like 'oh,
i hope you die in a fire
because im cool'

(to the sober people, skip the second, third and fifth lines)
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#3
This thread
is already
off topic.
Quote by Butt Rayge
Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
#4
Cool
Poem
Bro
I'm selling an ernie ball wah pedal. Buy my ernie ball wah pedal.
...
Wah pedal.

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That's got to be my all time favourite online death threat

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My chest hurts after that.
#7
Quote by WhiskeyFace
Is it possible
for you to make
a thread
where all the
posts
aren't
like
this?

no
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#10
Again, I think that
Tortilla is very
our of breath.
I think this because
he types like this,
which makes
him seem like he's
just very,
very
out of breath.
Maybe from
too much weed.
Or trolling is
serious business.
Hull City A.F.C

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#13
lol




#15
What
the
smeg
are
you
typing
like
a
retard
for?

And
what
the
Hell
has
your
new
job
and
smoking
habits
got
to
do
with
anything
you
tosser?
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
Last edited by BeefWellington at Jun 10, 2011,
#17
I love
you
so much
TS, will you happen to
father
my children
and we can grow old together
while the world
ma
y
look at us
with evi
l intent
we will love each other
till the mor
ning
#18
I am so ****ing jealous I might actually cry.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#24
I Want

A


Job
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#25
This is
the Hardest Kind
Of post
To read
With thinking
"
This guy
Is an
Idiot
"


Seriously,
Learn how to
Format
a post
Quote by Pan-Tallica
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
But theres no reason why i cant be free like a raspberry stuck to the back of a horny elephants ass.

This is maybe the worst comparison in the history of comparisons.
#26
Quote by laid-to-waste
posting this again:

seriously, you are the biggest
gangsta ever, not like the occasional
dickhead we have on this forum,
and all the idiots here are like 'oh,
i hope you die in a fire
because im cool'

(to the sober people, skip the second, third and fifth lines)





That
literally made
me laugh out
loud.
I hope
you're
happy.

Edit:
Fixed
grammar and
sentence
structure.
Last edited by Somekid94 at Jun 10, 2011,
#27
Quote by laid-to-waste

Someone
copied/pasted that
image once

It looked
Something
like
this


Except bigger
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#29
Quote by Alex Vik
That was the
greatest thing I've
ever seen on the
internet.


Other than
porn of course.


i dunno, i think it's better than porn

i think that space was unnecessary, though

(i may have added some myself)
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#33
I hate reading stuff like that and I read it so slowly too. It's like the asthmatic kid in the wheelchair from Malcom in the Middle. I don't know why, I just do and it bothers me
FORZA CATANIA
#37
hey TS, can you get me a job?
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Lil B, the young based god, has the ability to create music so profound, that others around him cannot even comprehend his magnificent verbal progressive nature.

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^ oh hey y'all females...welcome !
#38
Quote by im not mental

it reminds me of


LONGCAT!!!!
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

Last edited by OliOsbourne at Jun 10, 2011,
#40
Quote by smokeysteve22
This thread is making me wet.




That face...looks awfully...troll-like.
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