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Mine is am I gay, answer was no obviously.

How about you pit?
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I've been asked if I was a lesbian vampire...by a sixth grader


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#4
I was asked to have sex with my friends mother.
But it wasn't embarrassing. And then I ****ed her.
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#8
"Can I see your ID?"

I've been 18 for 8 months goddammit!
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#10
I get asked if I'm gay all the time, I don't get what's so embarrassing about it.
#11
Your father asking your mother whether they should have had you aborted.
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#12
Some girl in class asked "Who are 'the old hags from May park'?"

In Argentina, Grandmothers of May Park are the grandmothers of the people who "disappeared" during a dictatorship in 1973, it's one of the historic episodes that marked this country.

Some other guy told her "It's grandmothers of may park. IGNORANT".
That was epic win hahahaahh.
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#13
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Obviously no, eh?


"NAH BRO I AM NOT A GAY. LIKE THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING AND ALSO FUNNY THAT YOU WOULD EVER THINK THAT BECAUSE IM OBVIOUSLY NOT. ILL TAKE THIS TO THE INTERNET BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL THINK ITS FUNNY HOW SOMEONE WOULD EVER THINK THAT ABOUT ME"

don't treat it like a disease, it sickens me.

you're probably pretty gay anyway.

EDIT: in regards to TS, of course.
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#14
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Your father asking your mother whether they should have had you aborted.

I'm sorry, I know it must be hard.
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#15
Can I give you a blowjob?

Normally I'd see this as a non-embarrassing question, but when it is well know I am not into this guy yet he still chases, having to give a kind no was really awkward, and in front of quite a large group of friends.
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#16
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"Can I see your ID?"

I've been 18 for 8 months goddammit!


People hardly ever stop getting I.D.'d
That's not embarrassing at all.
#20
My friend was wearing a Slayer t-shirt in Glastonbury, and he got asked by a local if (in all seriousness) he was a vampire slayer because his t-shirt simply said 'slayer'. Not embarrassing I suppose, merely amusing.
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#21
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'What's a condom?'

Except I asked my mother, and she told me 'it's a bit of a rubber the man puts over his penis to stop a woman getting pregnant when they have sex.' Or something along those lines.

But I thought she a meant a rubber/elastic band. And it was tight enough to stop your semen coming out (or whatever I thought came out your dick when I was that age.) Ah, to be 7 years old again.
So this.

I used to think a condom was like a shield you put over your dick. The word 'protection' is too misleading.
#23
I've been asked if I was gay before. Granted I was wearing a female friends old halloween costume which was essentially a black spandex body suit with a giant cleavage gap and my neon yellow tie. It's not embarrassing at all.
#24
My high school nurse asked me if I got Chlamydia from anal with my girlfriend. I lol'd and walked out.
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#25
GbAdimDb5m7, your life is deceptively eventful for someone who spends so much time on UG. Congratulations, I guess?


OT, one time some kid in high school was being an asshole and asked me "do you have a penis?" Was awkward, but I didn't know what the fuck to say, so it was kind of embarrassing.
#26
When I was little I walked into the kitchen where my parents had company and asked my mom what an "orgasm" is. I had honestly no clue what it was about, so I saw no shame in asking her in front of all that people.

They had a laugh, and I still sometimes hear about it, they'll never let it go, amongst other things I did as a child.
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#27
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"Can I see your ID?"

I've been 18 for 8 months goddammit!


I was asked this too...but I'm 20
#28
"Are you bi? I'd hit that. "
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#29
People have asked if i'm gay a few times. Pisses a person off after a while.

I got asked how big my dick was while in a hot tub with two 15 year old girls a couple weeks ago. It was incredibly awkward.
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#31
"How long have you been growing your hair?"

I seriously get asked this by everyone and anyone. Is it really that important or outrageous? It's only like 24 inches long or something like that (no, I'm not bragging).

It's not really embarassing for me, it's embarassing for other people that they care so much and that they're too stupid to come up with another question.
#32
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Mine is am I gay, answer was no obviously.

How about you pit?


Next time someone asks you if you are gay, say "No, but my boyfriend is".
#33
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GbAdimDb5m7, your life is deceptively eventful for someone who spends so much time on UG. Congratulations, I guess?


OT, one time some kid in high school was being an asshole and asked me "do you have a penis?" Was awkward, but I didn't know what the fuck to say, so it was kind of embarrassing.

Uhhh, thanks?

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Next time someone asks you if you are gay, say "No, but my boyfriend is".

That wouldn't work in hebrew, we have the same word for a friend and a boyfriend, so people would think I'm just talking about a friend.
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#34
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People have asked if i'm gay a few times. Pisses a person off after a while.

I got asked how big my dick was while in a hot tub with two 15 year old girls a couple weeks ago. It was incredibly awkward.
Well, how big is it?
#35
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Uhhh, thanks?


That wouldn't work in hebrew, we have the same word for a friend and a boyfriend, so people would think I'm just talking about a friend.


Ah, that's similar to German.

Mine would be "Hi, you are handsome, would you like to **** me?"

By a guy.

In my grandmother's pub.

My mom was right beside me. Awkward as shit.
#36
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Well, how big is it?


Oh yeah, I've been asked that as well by a girl. Why do girls always ask how big your dick is? How rude.
#37
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#38
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Well, how big is it?


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#39
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Been chatted up twice online buy gay guys....I think I give off a vibe....

A vibe? That's so silly.

Wanna come over tonight, so we can discuss this further?
#40
When i was 7-8 my mum bought me south park box set because she thought it was a kids program.

I watched the box set and went into the kitchen and asked my mother

'whats an anal probe?'
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