#1
Go on, what are they?

Our centre is 7', so he stands directly under the rim, leans, and curls it over. Dick move.
I've got 3s all day.
Our small forward shoots from behind the hoop. With more accuracy than he gets in front of it.
Our power forward shoots one handed, as he always has a beer in his hand.

We've got a few others, under the leg shots, backwards shots, shooting over the 7' monster, blindfold an that.

Any ideas?
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#4
Chug a beer then just do a lay up. It gets people everytime.
#5
i put peanut butter on the roof of his mouth so it looks like hes talking.
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#7
Quote by K Reyn
Chug a beer then just do a lay up. It gets people everytime.
Goddamnit I can't do a lay up worth shit. I like this idea though.
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#8
I suck at close shots, but I always miss in the exact same way. So I take ridiculous long shots that always seem to correct themselves. I usually only lose when the other person/people are able to hit the same shots as me.
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#9
I can shoot over 9' with my monster.
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#11
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i put peanut butter on the roof of his mouth so it looks like hes talking.

#12
Quote by hippogasmo
I suck at close shots, but I always miss in the exact same way. So I take ridiculous long shots that always seem to correct themselves. I usually only lose when the other person/people are able to hit the same shots as me.
I know several bastards like yourself. Half court shots?
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#15
I shoot from the free throw line.
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#16
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I shoot from the free throw line.
That's a staple if you're on S.

C'mon boys and girls, I need some ideas!
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#17
I actually ride a horse onto the court and shoot from there..
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#19
My trick is to try to make it in the basket, from anywhere. Easier said than done for me usually.