#1
What'd you get me?
Quote by AlecMag
I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


Quote by LadyHellRaiser
Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


Quote by rmr024
no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#3
shit on a stick
Quote by fail
Either you're safe or you've won the whole damn thread.


Quote by CoreysMonster


epic win. total, epic win. this is probably the best OC ever created on UG.

kudos, sir.

kudos.
#5
Quote by EuBoat
Shit all because you made your own thread.

I'm not very well-known around here (mostly due to my incredibly generic username )
Quote by AlecMag
I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


Quote by LadyHellRaiser
Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


Quote by rmr024
no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#6
The essence of pure hatred and melancholy that has become powerful enough that it's morphed into a sentient being and crawled inside a flesh suit that it pieced together with parts it found in a dumpster behind an abortion clinic.


I call it "Fred"

Happy birthday dude!
#7
Good old-fashioned prison rape. Just like mom used to make!
Quote by SonOfPest
Its the Lydian mode; formed in Eastern Arabia when the Persians invaded England.


Quote by Blind In 1 Ear
try the sexolydian scale.
#9
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to yoouu,
Happy birth.. Oh wait I hate you...


#13
I will get you the chance to look at my profile and love me forever.
Quote by Athabasca
My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#14
Quote by due 07
I will give you the one-of-a-kind offer to join Mafia III! Link in my sig.

I've thought about it before, but I didn't think it would work out.
Quote by AlecMag
I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


Quote by LadyHellRaiser
Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


Quote by rmr024
no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#19
Quote by MakinLattes
for you, a giraffe cake:
happy birthday!


Thanks dru, and happy birthday to the other guys.
#22
Quote by stefanomire
mine was friday!! i got a gf, but she dumped me


and then you got cyclobullshitia.

THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS SIG IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS POST OF UTTER GENIUS
#23
It's Ludo's birthday today too!

Happy birthday Ludsie!!

It was my birthday a few days ago.

Happy birthday to you too man (or woman)
#24
Quote by Grimriffer
and then you got cyclobullshitia.




lol no, she broke up with me in the morning. i went into one of my random depressions before that
ಠ_ಠ
#26
Quote by Guitarman015
I'm not very well-known around here

Then you don't get a thread

That's how this shit works

You can't walk into a bar NO ONE KNOWS ME BUY ME DRINKS
No one will buy you drinks, No one gives a shit about you
It's the harsh reality of society

Birthday threads are no different
#31
a used pick for every birthday girl and boy.
Yea, that's epic.
Smile when you say that.
#32
I give to you a glimpse of the future.


XBOX LIVE Gamertag: Jazz Funeral
Currently killing with The Nunts crew in Max Payne 3

Quote by Weaponized
ON LIGHTNING.