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Whats the deal with this? I hear people using it as an insult quite alot, eg

"HURRDURR UR SO GAY THT U GO PEEPEE SITTING DOWN"

I just took a dump, and almost immediately after, urinated. While sitting down. Does this act make me less of a man??
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i am man enough to admit that this happens to me occasionally.

its not like i am going to stand back up just to urinate...
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Quote by Karz1993

"HURRDURR UR SO GAY THT U GO PEEPEE SITTING DOWN"

I think they say that 'cause women have to peepee sitting down so it's used as a girly thing.
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Quote by Harvey Swick
i am man enough to admit that this happens to me occasionally.

its not like i am going to stand back up just to urinate...


THIS.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's man enough to admit his laziness
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If I need to pee in the morning when I wake up I will sit down. Can't be bothered to stand up. It's too much effort early on.
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#8
if im only taking a piss, sitting down doesnt happen. but if im doing some other stuff, obviously i sit down and do it.
#9
People say it makes you less of a man because women sit down to urinate. I don't really care so for my morning pee I sit down because urinating while half asleep will create a mess. Plus I'm lazy.
#10
i don't understand why any man would restrain himself of doing something, especially in a private environment, just because it has a connotation of 'girliness'.

i occasionally dress up as a 'woman' and get a pedicure. does that make me a woman? neh
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#12
i sit down and pee cuz my vagina would soak my shorts if i stood up
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i sit down and pee cuz my vagina would soak my shorts if i stood up


are you sure about that?
have you tried?
after seeing the movie "Rockstar" with mark whalberg i always thought it was theoretically possible

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Edit:

I prefer standing, I like to play shooting games in my bathroom


have you ever seen a tiny piece of poo stuck to the toilet and tried to "blow it away"?
i always feel like i have contributed to a great cause every time that happens to me....
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wait... are you saying that after taking a dump and finding that they still have some piss in the tank, some dudes actually stand up to take a piss?

Last edited by guy_tebache at Jun 12, 2011,
#18
Peeing while sitting RULEZ!

It's so nice to wake up in the morning, take a nice looooong piss and ponder about life,remember the last weekend or simply play some solitaire on my phone.

You're on the right track, TS!
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Quote by Harvey Swick
have you ever seen a tiny piece of poo stuck to the toilet and tried to "blow it away"?
i always feel like i have contributed to a great cause every time that happens to me....

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Peeing while sitting RULEZ!

It's so nice to wake up in the morning, take a nice looooong piss and ponder about life,remember the last weekend or simply play some solitaire on my phone.

You're on the right track, TS!


Couldn't agree more man, infact i think i will sig this
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Quote by Karz1993
Whats the deal with this? I hear people using it as an insult quite alot, eg

"HURRDURR UR SO GAY THT U GO PEEPEE SITTING DOWN"

I just took a dump, and almost immediately after, urinated. While sitting down. Does this act make me less of a man??

How else can you take a dump, than to pee at the same time?

Well, in the morning I sit down, but in other occasions I pee erect.
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i occasionally dress up as a 'woman' and get a pedicure.


I might sig that.
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Call me what you will. But next time you're standing up infront of a urinal, your legs aching under the pressure of your own body, remember this: somewhere out there, in this wide open world, there are people like me comfortably enjoying a piss while sitting down.

We'll see how long it takes until you join our side.

and LOL that 70s show is awesome xD
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#29
have you ever tried to pee with an erection and the stream just flies in some random direction?


i hate that...and sometimes i really gotta piss so im not about to wait for my erection to dissipate....
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#30
Quote by Karz1993
Call me what you will. But next time you're standing up infront of a urinal, your legs aching under the pressure of your own body, remember this: somewhere out there, in this wide open world, there are people like me comfortably enjoying a piss while sitting down.

you waste a shit tonne of drinking water using hte toilet instead of the urinal
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Quote by Karz1993
Call me what you will. But next time you're standing up infront of a urinal, your legs aching under the pressure of your own body, remember this: somewhere out there, in this wide open world, there are people like me comfortably enjoying a piss while sitting down.

We'll see how long it takes until you join our side.

and LOL that 70s show is awesome xD


please, real men just do there business right on the ground.
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Here's the rule that I follow. If it is before 12:00 noon or after 12:00 midnight, I will sit. It is too big a risk. Those are the hours when I'm not completely awake and might urinate on the walls accidentally.
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Quote by Karz1993
Whats the deal with this? I hear people using it as an insult quite alot, eg

"HURRDURR UR SO GAY THT U GO PEEPEE SITTING DOWN"

I just took a dump, and almost immediately after, urinated. While sitting down. Does this act make me less of a man??

Peeing while sitting down only applies to times when you only have to urinate. It is used as an insult because it insinuates that the man is woman-like.
#38
I always sit cause I have terrible, terrible aim.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#39
I never have to just pee so i just do both at the same time. I'm more than a man, i'm a time-conscious man
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I never have to just pee so i just do both at the same time. I'm more than a man, i'm a time-conscious man

Or you have a spastic sphincter. Do you use poppers often?
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