#1
I was playing guitar for about 30 minutes, when I decided to go grab a glass of water. When I got back I picked up my guitar, and I was caught off guard...there was a small beetle crawling into my pickup! Before I could react, it had climbed down into the guitar, and now I cant get it out! Does anyone know how I can get it out, without taking apart my guitar, or should I just accept that he lives there now and burn my guitar with fire?

UPDATE: I've been searching the cracks of my pickup with a flashlight, and there's still no sign of the little guy. Next, I'm going to shake the guitar violently in hopes that he will become uncomfortable and leave.

UPDATE 2: Still no luck, I'm going to try playing some Nickelback to scare him away.
Last edited by BruceMacD at Jun 12, 2011,
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Bah humbugger.

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#5
I know exactly how to get it out. I'll just need you to ship the guitar to me, and then I'll ship it back once I get rid of the infestation.
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#6
Sounds like god's telling you to write a folk song.
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I know exactly how to get it out. I'll just need you to ship the guitar to me, and then I'll ship it back once I get rid of the infestation.


Lord, I hope it's not an infestation. The last thing I want is thousands of baby bugs crawling out of my guitar.
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Lord, I hope it's not an infestation. The last thing I want is thousands of baby bugs crawling out of my guitar.


Though if it happened during a show, it'd be legendary.
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#9
'eh, he'll come out as soon as he needs food, unless for whatever you have beetle food in your guitar. Either that, or he dies. Or it's a she lays all her eggs then dies
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'eh, he'll come out as soon as he needs food, unless for whatever you have beetle food in your guitar. Either that, or he dies. Or it's a she lays all her eggs then dies


What do beetles eat? I just read some eat dirt, so it might be happy inside the guitar, as I've never been able to clean it.
#12
I wonder if it's one of those beetles that lays its eggs in wood which is then eaten by the babies.


It would suck if the rest of your gear got infected.
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#14
Would suck if it ate away your guitar.
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Would suck if it ate away your guitar.


On the bright side, it didn't look like the kind of beetle that eats wood.
#17
Start playing some Beatles!


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I'm sure your tone will sound much more organic now.
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What do beetles eat? I just read some eat dirt, so it might be happy inside the guitar, as I've never been able to clean it.
Maybe now might be a good time to take it all apart and do some hardcore cleaning then. Hell, you might even find the bug in there still.

In any case, you do need to periodically check everything out in there...
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UPDATE: I've been searching the cracks of my pickup with a flashlight


When I first read this I thought it said fleshlight....
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#22
Try playing some Beatles.
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What do beetles eat? I just read some eat dirt, so it might be happy inside the guitar, as I've never been able to clean it.

No, they eat sand. You have to fill your guitar with sand.
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#26
Papa Roach???
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#27
Just play loud until he leaves.

Semi-related, I automatically thought everyone typing "beetle" was spelling it wrong, and should have spelled it "Beatle."

Guess who I've been listening to recently.
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#28
yes beatles or a stirring rendition of flight of the bumblebees to coax it out....
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#29
well if you have not compassion for the little critter, i'd say Air dust the shit out of it

i dont know if that would damage anything in there, id supose not but better to check around the internet first than fill your bass with sand to sound electric
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No, they eat sand. You have to fill your guitar with sand.



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Bah humbugger.

HAHAH!


You guys should just give up. This is the best pun this thread will ever see.