This reminded me of the scene in Austin Powers: Goldmember when they fight fat bas tard and he starts inhaling the fumes, and contemplating on what he's smelled in the past.
I actually always smell my farts, I can't say I like them, but I can't resist to smell them as much as possible
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TS, why? 1) Old news is old. 2) That's just not funny. It's lame is what it is.

1. This is why

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I lol'd at the comments. lol.

2. You're lame, boss.
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The people who made those comments are complete nutjobs

why do u say so?
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Actually, every time I fart I move my face as far as I can to my anus to get the biggest whiff I can get. I love my flatulence.

Now THIS reminded me of the South Park episode about hybrids and smug storms.
"Recipe For The World's Greatest Farts"

1. Eat the following:
a. 3 boiled eggs with lots of black pepper
b. 3 tablespoons of dried onions (must be
dry so they expand in your stomach
c. Canned chili with beans seasoned with
as much garlic and liquid smoke as you
can stand. (The smoke is key)
d. Drink two Pabst Blue Ribbon beers
or one Mickey's 40 oz Ice
e. Here's the coup de' grace'...Down 2 cups
of yogurt

This combination will produce a combination of carbonation, accelerated digestion, digestive tract agitation, and lactose intolerance positively guaranteed to give even the strongest stomach Glock-level fart streams no less than 30 p.s.i. each. I'm talking world-class gas...Farts beyond compare. Shooters unlike any ever experienced. And what's best is no gas pain. The chemical reaction between all the dissimilar foods eaten fire up so fast and powerful that nothing gets backed up to hurt. In 20 minutes you're running neck-to-neck with the space shuttle at launch. Only negative is that you'll be totally exhausted at fart's end.
Been there, done that, and it's fierce!

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im confused, was that supposed to be funny?
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I think the author of the question is on crack

Does nobody get this?!

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i forget where i heard this but it's because your brain associates the smell of your own farts with a sense of relief due to passing gas, thus they smell pleasant to you and you alone. everyone else's farts stink though.
Go Veg.
Somebody needs to use the recipe and post the results.

Just sayin'
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