#1
What's the deal with this? I did a quick google and Memedatabase pretty much said it's a fictional character that steals children.

Why are people so scared of Slenderman?
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#3
Hell that's nothing compared to candlejack.
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#4
Well, we won't be hearing from ryan_nadon anymore now that he's mentioned Candleja-
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#5
I think candlejack only gets you if you say his complete name.
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#7
Probably because it's the scariest meme that has ever graced the internet.
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#8
No pr00f why he's scary ITT...
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#10
I don't find him all that scary. The Arizona story on the other hand...
#13
I watched the first like 29 episodes of marble hornets starting at about 2 am.

I didn't sleep that night.
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#15
Marble Hornets covers it pretty well. The first bunch of videos were fairly good, but they've started getting a little dull of late, and show Slenderman himself too frequently to actually scare anymore.

If you can find the SA forum thread that started the whole thing off, they come up with some creepy stories/photoshopped images/information surrounding the idea of Slenderman, and you get a nice insight into how it came about.

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#16
He's some tall asshole who stalks kids with social anxiety because he knows they won't say shit to him, but he's too much of a pussy himself to go up to anyone and scare them in a confrontational setting so he runs away.

Its a shame. Homie could do wonders playing for the heat since lebron ****ed up tonight.
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