Poll: Sexy time?
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I'm a virgin cuz I just can't get any.
181 30%
I chicken out when the time comes.
52 9%
I am saving myself for the right one.
97 16%
I've only gotten laid once.
33 6%
I get a decent amount of sex.
236 39%
Voters: 599.
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#1
The pit is full of virgins. Some have never even kissed a member of the opposite sex (I'm disappoint). So tell me, why do you think you are not getting laid.

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#4
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I'm not

Likewise.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


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#7
Quote by blake1221
I'm not, why are you TS?

I am an ageless god that has no need to reproduce.
#9
Bad combination of zero self-esteem and overly romantic notions of waiting for the right person, plus not considering myself emotionally stable enough for one night stands.
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#10
Because I'm still pretty young, and, well, I don't know. I don't really have any specific reasons, I just am.
#12
What's wrong with a having one-nighters or ****buddies? Damn you guys are seriously wasting your college years.
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#13
Quote by Grimriffer
What's wrong with a having one-nighters or ****buddies? Damn you guys are seriously wasting your college years.


and that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is now why Sex is a meaningless act in our society.
#14
Quote by Spartan101400
and that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is now why Sex is a meaningless act in our society.


This.

And hasn't this thread been done like a million times before?


In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#16
Quote by Spartan101400
and that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is now why Sex is a meaningless act in our society.


sex is awesome, don't you agree? Whatever, bro. No use talking about the awesomeness of sex with a virgin.
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#17
ITT: OP just got laid, decided to make a thread about it on UG to rub it in people's faces. No I aint mad and no I ain't virgin
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#18
Quote by entity0009
Bad combination of zero self-esteem and overly romantic notions of waiting for the right person, plus not considering myself emotionally stable enough for one night stands.

This. So this.

EDIT:

Quote by SlayingDragons
Because I'm still pretty young, and, well, I don't know. I don't really have any specific reasons, I just am.

You are a day older than me..we must combine birthday threads
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#20
Quote by Grimriffer
What's wrong with a having one-nighters or ****buddies? Damn you guys are seriously wasting your college years.


Good point. People have different ideas for their sex lives. Some want a special connection between two people while others just want to straight up ****. I just hate when people frown upon friends with benefits and one night stands. So what if two people just want to have sex without all the "bs" involved in a serious relationship
#21
Quote by Spartan101400
and that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is now why Sex is a meaningless act in our society.


lol, you just moralpwnd that guy. And I just made that word up.


OT: I don't really desire to actively seek out sex, however, thats not to say it doesn't happen. I guess it's like field of dreams and the "if you build it they will come" idea. I mean, I've built it and I just let them come. No pun intended.

/end stoned post
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#22
I went to an all boys Catholic high school, so I was sort of at a disadvantage for meeting girls. I'm a pretty shy guy, so I had no friends in 9th grade, and only a few friends (all dudes, who also didn't know any girls) in 10th grade. In 11th grade, I finally met some girls but sex wasn't really on my mind cuz I was just getting to know them. Now I've just finished 12th grade, and I like this one girl, but I always get too nervous to ask her out, much less try to have sex with her.
Last edited by The Picker at Jun 13, 2011,
#23
I'm not either.

Pro tip: go socialise in the real world, not on an internet forum.
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#24
im 29 years old with a 17 month old baby. so maybe
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#25
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I haven't really cared all that much. I have better, more productive things to do.

Are you a ****ing monk or something?
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#27
Quote by entity0009
Bad combination of zero self-esteem and overly romantic notions of waiting for the right person, plus not considering myself emotionally stable enough for one night stands.


this plus I am sort of a loser in that I am very socially awkward when it comes to talking to people.
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#29
I'm kind of a loser.

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#31
I'm like the real life version of the socially awkward penguin.
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#34
I've been to pound town quite a bit in the last few years. I always seem to dump the ones into the best stuff in bed, for some reason. Probably that whole feelings thing. Lately, I haven't been trying very hard. I probably could get with at least two of my friends, but I never can seem to put in the effort.

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#36
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
I haven't really cared all that much. I have better, more productive things to do.


The only reason our species is here is to reproduce.
I don't always post in the threads but when I do its random and pointless because I'm ignorant enough to think you care.
#37
up until last year, very little interaction with girls, up until this year, very little self esteem.

Currently because i'm busy. Although there is one person i quite like but i have yet to ask her out, i wouldn't expect to d her though anyway, she doesn't seem easy in the slightest.
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#38
Quote by Dan_5893
Sex is kinda fun, but just another one of all the empty ways of using up a day.


True story.



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if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


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#39
I get laid semi-often

Its not that great honestly. Id much rather have a relationship with a sex life then just getting laid
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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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