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#1
So pit, how did you make your first one million dollars?
And if for some reason you haven't, how do you plan on making it.
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And if for some reason you haven't, how do you plan on making it.

you expect us to be millionares?
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#5
Internet pornography. I recommend it. For $5 a month you can see my wang.
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#7
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Internet pornography. I recommend it. For $5 a month you can see my wang.


sign me up
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#9
Dollars? I'm British! Dollars will be shit.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#11
Selling myself out to fat chicks. You got to charge extra for the ass play though if you want to make that mill nice and quick.
#13
by making 696.000€.
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#18
My first million dollars?! I got like 500 billion and still going (After I got my copymachine things just got better and better)
#21
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Sold my sperms. One dollar each.

How's the narrow urethra going?
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#22
1) Hack off my leg
2) Sell aforementioned leg (and/or a kidney, depends on how the leg market is nowadays) for a plane ticket to Columbia and a hollowed out prosthetic leg
3) Fill fake leg with grotesque amounts of cocaine.
4) ??????????????????
5) $1,000,000 Profitz
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That's not what your mother said.


That's right. You aint the only one working with cows.


DOUBLE MOM JOKE!


#24
Quote by benonbass1
One million Blowjobs.


Why only £1 a blowjob, I hear you cry: well who's going to turn down a quid blowjob? I'll have my million in no time.

People who get blowjobs for free.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#25
Quote by benonbass1
One million Blowjobs.


Why only £1 a blowjob, I hear you cry: well who's going to turn down a quid blowjob? I'll have my million in no time.



Very smart, any less than £1 people will think something's up, like you have herpes or something. Any more than £1 and it counts as sex trafficking.

Next time Gadget, next time.
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That's not what your mother said.


That's right. You aint the only one working with cows.


DOUBLE MOM JOKE!


#26
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Well, with the way the dollar is being inflated by the Fed, it's quite possible in the next few decades to easily become a millionaire.

Just like the Wiemar republic.

ZING!!


But in all seriousness, I have no idea, and am not really bothered.
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#28
You wanna know how I made a million dollars? Give me a dollar. [person gives him a dollar] I did that to a million people, sucka!


If you know the reference, you're awesome.
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#29
Prostitution.
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#30
i invented cheese
Sell and Promote your music TuneHub!



wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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#31
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Those cheap bastards...

My Gran is not cheap
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#32
Quote by mattkendell
1) Hack off my leg
2) Sell aforementioned leg (and/or a kidney, depends on how the leg market is nowadays) for a plane ticket to Columbia and a hollowed out prosthetic leg
3) Fill fake leg with grotesque amounts of cocaine.
4) ??????????????????
5) $1,000,000 Profitz

great idea, after you get your first millionz its not hard to turn it to multiple millions using other people's legs
#33
I invented air. Every time you breathe, 25 cents go to me. You thought the government was taking all your money... you were WRONG.
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#34
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I invented air. Every time you breathe, 25 cents go to me. You thought the government was taking all your money... you were WRONG.

you dont get sued everytime a person has respiratory problems?
Sell and Promote your music TuneHub!



wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#36
Quote by rhoads2345
I invented time.

hows it feel being the reason everyone dies?
Sell and Promote your music TuneHub!



wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#37
Quote by JimmyBanks6
you dont get sued everytime a person has respiratory problems?

Even if he did, I would guess the amount of healthy people breathing would make up for it.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#38
Quote by JimmyBanks6
you dont get sued everytime a person has respiratory problems?
Nah, you have to blame the guy who invented lungs; he's always rushing his inventions without running a few tests to find out the faults.

Now he's been downgraded to Condoms You Use On One-Night Stands.
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#39
I;m a multimillionaire by choice, not cirute. It\'s just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right.
#40
Rosebud

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