#1
Seemed like an ok idea for a thread, seeing as there's already tons of this kind of thing in the pit anyways so...

Basically, create an unusual, awkward or downright weird situation and the user below says what they would do in that sitch

So for starters...

You find out your best friend has been cheating on their partner with your pet dog?
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#3
The only sure fire way to get out of any awkward situation is to go Michael J. Frog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAjhtPZGDY


By the way, I love your avatar, and narwhals. Mostly because my crew team mascot is Gnarly the Gnarwhal.


NARWHALS NARHWALS SWIMMING THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
CUZ THEY ARE SO AWESOME

^^^Our official theme song.
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#4
go Narwhals!
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#5
You just jizzed and there is blood in your semen. What do you do?
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#6
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You just jizzed and there is blood in your semen. What do you do?


Rape a corpse?
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#7
^That has happened before. No big deal.

/b/ raids the Pit. What do you do?
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#8
Keep fapping
EDIT: This is a valid response to any question already asked or about to be asked in the future
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#9
Say: "I cum blood? But i don't even like Slayer. Oh well, cool."
edit: damn ninjas...to the LAST question: i would go apeshit on everyone, armageddon style.


You just shat all over your guests' bathroom (walls, floor, a bit on the ceiling maybe...)
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#12
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Say: "I cum blood? But i don't even like Slayer. Oh well, cool."
edit: damn ninjas...to the LAST question: i would go apeshit on everyone, armageddon style.


You just shat all over your guests' bathroom (walls, floor, a bit on the ceiling maybe...)

Blame the dog.
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#13
you sex him before he gets there

You've just sexed John Mayer but he turns around and its actually Jonathon Ross
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e-mom to Scootaloo, somehow
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#15
You throw him in the trash can.

You wake up and your surrounded by narwhals
#16
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You've just sexed John Mayer but he turns around and its actually Jonathon Ross
Wonder "What the hell am I doing sexing a man and who the hell is Jonathon Ross?"
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#18
^^^ lol good luck to darren

as for narwhals, you get out of the jungle

you remember you have to be awesome, but you've already sexed the wrong people
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Spit is a milf

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