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#1
So this guy just pulled up in my drive, got out of his car in full business wear, got out a little hand saw, picked up this long metal pole that's been laying in my front garden for around 10 years now, i'm not sure where it came from but that doesn't matter.

He proceeded to saw it in half ... Took him about 20 minutes
He put the now 2 pieces of metal in his car and drove off


I wasn't gonna confront him, the guy had a ****ing saw and i'm home alone
#2
I hope he doesn't cut my long pole.


They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#3
This was just a warning.........sleep with one eye open tonight
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#6
What the fuck, man?
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#10
Quote by blackflag49

Don't be so stupid. Mine's so much smaller than that
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#11
Quote by padgea7x
I hope he doesn't cut my long pole.



Me neither. Or my penis and testicles, for that matter. That would be even worse.
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#14
Quote by blackflag49

Nah, that's my butt plug.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#16
Quote by McTodd
inb4 weird ass-people?


DAMN YOU!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

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#18
I reckon he probably drives past your house...on his way to work or something, and always sees that pole there.

Maybe he enjoys DIY at the weekends or some shit.

And one morning he decided "You know what? No one's touching that pole, I'm taking one of my saws to cut that pole into two manageable pieces and I shall take it home to use in my crafts."

S'as simple as that.
#19
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Shit, it was you wasn't it 'Carpi


I'm saying nothing.

<.<

>.>
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#20
Quote by Punk_Ninja
I reckon he probably drives past your house...on his way to work or something, and always sees that pole there.

Maybe he enjoys DIY at the weekends or some shit.

And one morning he decided "You know what? No one's touching that pole, I'm taking one of my saws to cut that pole into two manageable pieces and I shall take it home to use in my crafts."

S'as simple as that.

You'd think he'd ask, y'know?
You don't just park in someone elses drive and take their shit, it's rude
#21
reminds of a time when i was younger and was building a hut with my friends in a field near my house. One day a jeep pulled up full of strange men so we hid in some bushes. After about half an hour we heard them drive off, then we discovered they had dug up and nicked an old rotten telegraph pole which had been half buried in the mud for years. Strange........
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#22
Quote by metacarpi
I'm saying nothing.

<.<

>.>

but I'm saaaaying

nothing with feeeeeeeeeeel
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#23
That would have really pissed me off, because seriously, why on earth did he have to chainsaw it in YOUR driveway and not his own, cuz thats kinda creepy.
#24
Quote by Ichikurosaki
got out a little hand saw


Quote by coolbeans777
That would have really pissed me off, because seriously, why on earth did he have to chainsaw it in YOUR driveway and not his own, cuz thats kinda creepy.


WTF?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#25
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Shit, it was you wasn't it 'Carpi


You said the guy looked 60 not 600.
#27
Quote by JackalUK
You said the guy looked 60 not 600.

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#28
Quote by slash_GNR666

I would've said it was more of a "OH SNAP" or a "OH NO HE DIDN'T"
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#29
Lol well that's you

Leave me alone I've only just come back from my ban
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#30
Quote by slash_GNR666
Lol well that's you

Leave me alone I've only just come back from my ban

It seems that your ban taught you nothing


Nothing.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#31
Quote by JackalUK
You said the guy looked 60 not 600.


Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#32
Quote by padgea7x
It seems that your ban taught you nothing


Nothing.


Oh come on leave me alone just having a little bit of fun
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#33
Quote by slash_GNR666
Oh come on leave me alone just having a little bit of fun


wanna have some sex?
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#34
Quote by slash_GNR666
Oh come on leave me alone just having a little bit of fun

No, no I will not leave you alone. I've had it up to here with people getting their OH SNAP and OH NO HE DIDN'T moments mixed up with their badum tishes. It makes me sick and I just don't know how much more I can take! You make me sick to the bone
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#36
Quote by laid-to-waste
wanna have some sex?


I beg your pardon??!

No, no I will not leave you alone. I've had it up to here with people getting their OH SNAP and OH NO HE DIDN'T moments mixed up with their badum tishes. It makes me sick and I just don't know how much more I can take! You make me sick to the bone


This could lead a man to cut some poles.....hmmm
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Last edited by slash_GNR666 at Jun 14, 2011,
#38
Quote by slash_GNR666
I beg your pardon??!

and i beg your vagina.

EDIT: oh shit you're male


uh

how's it going, bro?
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#40
Quote by slash_GNR666
I beg your pardon??!


Watch out, he's going to elbow your nipple and spit on your face.
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