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#1
how much money would it take for you to suck a dick?. my friends and i were having a debate on this topic , so i thought i would ask ug lol
#2
I hope your user name is true, because we really don't need anymore of your kind.

OT: Way more than what someone can even imagine. The only penis I like is my own, and I don't suck mine.
#8
1,000,000. I would do it for a million dollars
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#10
Nah.
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#12
It must be awkward for gays to stumble upon this thread...
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#13
Hmm... wierd.

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No, but I'd suck dick for 900 bucks at a minimum.
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#14
If I'm dating the guy, for free.

If I'm not dating him...I'd probably still do it for free.
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#15
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If I'm dating the guy, for free.

If I'm not dating him...I'd probably still do it for free.


You slut.
#16
I've asked my buddies this same question. Most of us agreed that a million dollars is sufficient, provided we could kill him afterwards.

However, actually given the situation, we don't think we could actually bring ourselves to actually do it.
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#21
Quote by smartalec007
If I'm dating the guy, for free.

If I'm not dating him...I'd probably still do it for free.



This.

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#23
It's a dick. It won't hurt you. Most dudes keep themselves clean downstairs.

As long as the dude doesn't try to make you deep throat against your will, man up and earn your money.
Balls.
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It's a dick. It won't hurt you. Most dudes keep themselves clean downstairs.

you can still get STDs
#25
Quote by rmr024
It's a dick. It won't hurt you. Most dudes keep themselves clean downstairs.


This is the ****in' attitude right here.

You can take that as a verb or an adjective, whatever suits you best.
#26
Quote by rmr024
It's a dick. It won't hurt you. Most dudes keep themselves clean downstairs.

As long as the dude doesn't try to make you deep throat against your will, man up and earn your money.

Exactly. I'd suck a dick for 100 bucks if I really needed it.
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#27
At this point, probably a nice dinner....although I guess if I were horny enough I'd go Bi for a few minutes
#30
At least 100,000. 200,000 for me to continue doing it longer than a second. 1,000,000 if you want me to finish, you blowjob snob.

Realistically, if this is ever offered to me, I'd settle for $500. I pray to God though that I never have to make this decision.
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You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Chick Corea, Yes, Genesis, Jethro Tull


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#32
There's a lot of variables...

Basic price: $200

Is he attractive? If not, +$100
Is he creepy? If so, +$500
Do I know him? If so, +$500 and whatever it would take to have him killed
Does he have proof of tests showing he doesn't have any STD's? If not, +$300 and a condom (non-lubricated, please; I don't really want to know what lube tastes like)
Is he fat? If so, multiply current amount by 2
Is he Brian Molko? If so, multiply current amount by 0 (dude's sexy)


Something like that.
#34
I think the real question here is... would you swallow?
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