#1
My personal favourite, is the ability to communicate with fruit!

Go!
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I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#2
Meltman:

with the power to:

MELT!!!
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Last edited by theogonia777 at Jun 14, 2011,
#5
Matter Eater Lad.
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#6
My friend made a guy who had the ability to make things smell vaguely of mustard. I made a guy who had a pun for everything. Died right away, it was awesome.
#11
Ability to where everything you touch becomes skittles. NO guitar for you.
#14
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The ability to turn shit into diamonds, with the back of your tongue

#15
Ability to make your own penis shrink.

You don't get the power to reverse the changes.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#17
The ability to shoot bacon out of your ass.
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I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


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Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#19
I once made up the super power to do anything with your eyes.
I even thought up the idea of grapple hook eyes.
Of course this was all in 6th grade.
#20
Wasn't there an X-man who's power was just to turn his skin invisible?
#21
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Oh God, this picture gets me every time

My signature lacks content. It is, however, blue.
#22
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Matter Eater Lad.

I came in here to say that.
For Frodo!
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No because a world full of marbles silly man is just as real as a half empty glass of microwaved nesquik.
#25
Most of the guys in fit the bill for useless powers. If you can even call what they have powers.

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There is a small mailbox here.



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#26
Quote by theogonia777
Meltman:

with the power to:

MELT!!!

Oh God Oh God, super nostalgia blast right there.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#28
Quote by jwizzle5786
I mean, how much crime takes place under water anyways?


i don't know, there are a lot of lone sharks. not to mention the striped robbers.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#29
The ability to rust most metals by merely handling them briefly... Effects are not immediately noticeable, and may take anywhere between a day and a month to be surface rusted. This is only after prolonged and regular handling... For total rusting, it must persist even longer...

In other words, loads of sodium and potassium and shit in your sweat...
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


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Well, life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.