#1
i think that
we should
have a
thread
for cool poetry to write
but unfortunately i
don't write poetry
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#2
You know something? I was not fond,
Of poetry for a long time,
And yet look at me now writing,
In Iambic tetrameter,
Without even really trying.
It just comes out so naturally.
Seriously, this is easy.
I’m not even really thinking,
About what I am writing now.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#5
I call this poem "Do Your Own Homework"

If a particular solvent dissolves the compound being purified
Only at high temperatures, but
Dissolves the impurities at room temperature,
Is it a good solvent
For recrystallization of the compound?
Explain your answer
MATTERHORN
#8
Quote by beefcake122
Poetry sucks ass
I don't know why they teach it
in school, what a waste


opinions are like
penises because no one
is impressed by yours.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#10
Dude!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You Can Have Punctutation In Your Name!?!?!?!??!?!?
#11
Quote by LZRocker
Dude!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You Can Have Punctutation In Your Name!?!?!?!??!?!?


YEAH AND SO CAN YOU!

Relentlessly PM a mod until they let you change your name!
#12
Quote by theogonia777
opinions are like
penises because no one
is impressed by yours.

I assure you, my
Schlong is a colossus, it
Is rivaled by none
sunbather is shit
#14
The cat prowls
The dog growls
The wolf howls
The boy thinks
The man drinks
The ship sinks
The men die
The fish cry
Unsure why
#16
Quote by blake1221
YEAH AND SO CAN YOU!

Relentlessly PM a mod until they let you change your name!

Yeah the mods are pretty easy-going around here. They are open to all suggestions and are here to meet the needs of all UGers.
MATTERHORN
#18
Quote by beefcake122
I assure you, my
Schlong is a colossus, it
Is rivaled by none


aren't you the guy
that knows about his mother's
vagina and shit?

you said that in that
other thread where you denied
the claims made by one

Mistress_Ibanez
regarding how pregnancy
****s a woman up?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#19
Quote by theogonia777
aren't you the guy
that knows about his mother's
vagina and shit?

you said that in that
other thread where you denied
the claims made by one

Mistress_Ibanez
regarding how pregnancy
****s a woman up?

Your haiku skills are
Impressive; you are correct,
I am indeed him.
sunbather is shit