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#4
I hope you realise he was probably "just chillin", and you've come along and birdknapped him into captivity. You heartless beast.
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#6
give it some water if it isn't moving. I found one on my staircase a while back and gave it some water from a pippette straight to its beak and once it had drunk enough it flew away. It was a pretty cool experience, helping out a bird in need.
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dude, that's a rock man

the key is to look if it's moving

This. Throw it at a car window, if the window breaks, it's a rock. If the rock flies away, it's some kind of flying rock.
#14
I would start by removing the feathers and puting some some olive oil on it. While the oven heats up, I'd make some salad. Leave it in the oven for 20 minutes at 220 C°.

Add a drop of lemon juice, some bread, invite your friends and you have yourself a delicious meal.
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This. Throw it at a car window, if the window breaks, it's a rock. If the rock flies away, it's some kind of flying rock.


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#16
That is adorable.

I think this can now be about adorable widdle birdies.

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#23
Unless its a protected species a vet will put it down. =[

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#24
Baby Kingfisher.

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#25
It's a "Boomklever" as we call them here, I think.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_Nuthatch

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I'm pretty confident it's one, it's got about the same colours, and the same kind of beak.
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Awww...
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#30
I think its actually a coal tit, which as far as I know is basically a grey blue tit
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#34
Ah yes, the fabled Dwarf Ostrich. I know it well from my days back in the colonies.
*guffaws*

But seriously;

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#36
it looks like a slightly off colour blue tit to me. If it starts coming back to life it probably just flew into something and knocked itself out. Apparently they do that a lot
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#38
It's Angry And I'm Scared!
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#40


IT'S GOT A LITTLE FISHY MOUSTACHE!!
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