#3
eye haf a problem wit speelling and grammer. i feel dum. kan yew halp mi?
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#8
OP, I have this weird compulsion to murder you? what do?

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#9
Help me, my name is bigfoot and everybody wants to kill me. Any ideas?
'And if this clock keeps beating down, let the branded time keep playing, of all the minutes that were taken away, will your watch be waiting.'
#12
Quote by evanescence fan
its not bad if your dick is to big
What is it, to big? I have never considered doing big.

How do I go about bigging, if that is the correct term?
Horseness is the whatness of allhorse.
We are all Neil Lennon
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#16
Quote by evanescence fan
its not bad if your dick is to big


my dick is to big? i don't understand the context

are you saying i should get a penis enlargement?

thanks man, but it's already big
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#18
People are afraid of how awesome I am, and won't come near me.

I need help in toning down my awesome; at least until I make a few friends who can handle it.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#20
Quote by laid-to-waste
my penis is always erect

and it's really big

too big, some might say


You have Priapism my friend.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#23
I'm unhappy with your spelling.

You obviously aren't very good at reading because we have a thread for this called The Hugging Thread.

EDIT: ^Make bread
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#24
Quote by strat0blaster
People are afraid of how awesome I am, and won't come near me.

I need help in toning down my awesome; at least until I make a few friends who can handle it.

Just stop acting so cool and act stupid sometimes
#25
Quote by evanescence fan
Just stop acting so cool and act stupid sometimes

There's not a difference a lot of the time.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#26
Quote by evanescence fan
Just stop acting so cool and act stupid sometimes
Words from the master of acting stupid.

He had us believing he was below average intelligence, but all this time, he was speaking in a superior language!

'U' is shorter than 'you'!
Horseness is the whatness of allhorse.
We are all Neil Lennon
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#27
TS, because you clearly can't see it yourself, they're taking the piss out of you, as your spelling and grammar is atrocious, and you don't exactly seem intelligent.
Also, there's already the hugging thread for this threads purpose.

*reported*
#29
Quote by Silent Murder
how babby formed. do u no?
i herd instain mother.

first a dick goes in the vagina and a man and woman have sex
#30
Quote by evanescence fan
first a dick goes in the vagina and a man and woman have sex

You can have sex without ejaculation, and you can form a baby without sex.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#31
Quote by evanescence fan
first a dick goes in the vagina and a man and woman have sex


that silly.
y do peepole hav belly butons den?
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#32
Quote by -Mantra-
I have a yeast infection in my croin, but am scared to go to the doctor. What do?

Go to the doctor
#34
i have extreme hatred towards evanescence fans can you help me with that ?
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You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome.
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#35
Quote by evanescence fan
That where the imbilicord got cut off


no! u put ur vagina in der.
god ur silly
then babby formed when instain mother
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#37
Wow this is exactly like therapy, nice thread you've got here evanescence fan
#38
Quote by evanescence fan
Ya I think I can so what kind of trouble do u have with spelling

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no, this is the first time i've ever rubbed another man's nipple in a jacuzzi

it was horrible