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74 69%
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6 6%
GbAdimDb5m7
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#1
So we all know that mermaids are real and stuff I'm not here to discuss it, my question is:
If you could sleep with a mermaid, what would you prefer, a classic mermaid?
Top half human
Bottom half fish
Or a inverted mermaid:
Top half fish
Bottom half human

Go.
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#2
Classical

in the immortal words of Lee Nelson "on your face or on your tits?"

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#3
I would rather just have sex with a fish.
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#4
Quote by Banjocal
I would rather just have sex with a fish.

I know, fish sex is the best kind of sex, but that is not the question here.
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#5


I hope I wasn't the only one who thought of this immediately.
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#7
I think Banjocal just spoke for most of us there. We all want a bit of kinky fish sex.
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Spit is a milf

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#8
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Fish don't have tits

In my fantasies it has a horse dick
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#11
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I hope I wasn't the only one who thought of this immediately.


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#12
Don't see who would want one inverted. There's no belly button.


The penis DOES go in the belly button, right?
#14
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Mermaids aren't real.

Quote by tattyreagh
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#16
Bottom half human, otherwise...what the **** would you do?
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#18
Classic Mermaid.

She could still give head and look pretty.

A fish with a woman bottom would suck because it would be a ****ing fish.
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#19
But beware
For when you quench your bloodthirst
Others will seek vengeance on you
And they won't rest
Until you're dead

They'll have their

Shiv? Check.
Pipe? Check.
Hammer? Check.
Axe? Check.
Subject? Check.
Location? Check.
Desire? Check.
Vengeance? Check.

Hold your breath, swim and strain
The smell of death, can't escape
Blood will cloud and drift away
Attract the murders of Murmaids
It's so cold they all know

What you've done, you can't run
Vengeance is the law for thee
A thousand leagues below the sea
You've been tracked, you've been seen
Murdering the next of kin
Ate their hearts drank their blood

Washed your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim try to hide
Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life was ended by Murmaids
.

Sounds pretty hot to me.
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#20
Quote by Nollaf Enahs
But beware
For when you quench your bloodthirst
Others will seek vengeance on you
And they won't rest
Until you're dead

They'll have their

Shiv? Check.
Pipe? Check.
Hammer? Check.
Axe? Check.
Subject? Check.
Location? Check.
Desire? Check.
Vengeance? Check.

Hold your breath, swim and strain
The smell of death, can't escape
Blood will cloud and drift away
Attract the murders of Murmaids
It's so cold they all know

What you've done, you can't run
Vengeance is the law for thee
A thousand leagues below the sea
You've been tracked, you've been seen
Murdering the next of kin
Ate their hearts drank their blood

Washed your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim try to hide
Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life was ended by Murmaids
.

Sounds pretty hot to me.


Roses are red
Violets are blue
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#22
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I hope I wasn't the only one who thought of this immediately.

He mentions sex with mermaids and you 'immediately' think of a 13 year-old boy?
#24
Quote by intothe
I can't cuddle with a goddamn fish afterwards, so mermaid it is.

You're not a good cuddler then.
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#25
Quote by intothe
I can't cuddle with a goddamn fish afterwards, so mermaid it is.

*cuttlefish pun*
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#26
Quote by Nollaf Enahs
But beware
For when you quench your bloodthirst
Others will seek vengeance on you
And they won't rest
Until you're dead

They'll have their

Shiv? Check.
Pipe? Check.
Hammer? Check.
Axe? Check.
Subject? Check.
Location? Check.
Desire? Check.
Vengeance? Check.

Hold your breath, swim and strain
The smell of death, can't escape
Blood will cloud and drift away
Attract the murders of Murmaids
It's so cold they all know

What you've done, you can't run
Vengeance is the law for thee
A thousand leagues below the sea
You've been tracked, you've been seen
Murdering the next of kin
Ate their hearts drank their blood

Washed your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim try to hide
Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life was ended by Murmaids
.

Sounds pretty hot to me.


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#27
Classic mermaid, a fish head would freak me out. With the classic mermaid you get blowies and the attractiveness of a human on top, and kinky fish sex on the bottom.
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#28
Quote by Nollaf Enahs


Washed your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim try to hide
Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life was ended by Murmaids
.

Sounds pretty hot to me.

Quote by Nollaf Enahs

Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life was ended by Murmaids
.


Quote by Nollaf Enahs

Your life was ended by Murmaids


ಠ_ಠ
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#30
The thing that somehow very few people have noticed is that classic mermaids STILL HAVE MOUTHS AND CLEAVAGE.

EDIT: Ahh yes, and hands.

Need I say more??
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#32
Quote by Woffelz
IMG]pirates of caribbean mermaids[/IMG

Huh. Maybe I'll see that movie after all...
Balls.
#33
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Fish don't have tits

Hmmm, "fishtits" seems like quite a good insult. I'ma start usin' it.
#34
Inverted... then I'd cut her in half and have sex with her severed lower body just like I do with a regular woman.
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#35
Omfg there was this picture like few years back about this. It was a simple drawn-out black lined drawing, was mint
DANK MEMES
#36
How do you have sex with the classic kind?
I'm so happy. I get to eat a muffin.
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Too much Sublime.

I tell a lie, there is no such thing.
#38
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*cuttlefish pun*


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e-mom to Scootaloo, somehow
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Let's warm our wings, fly through the clouds, and dance in the sky, mon capitaine.

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Spit is a milf

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#39
Quote by Nollaf Enahs
But beware
For when you quench your bloodthirst
Others will seek vengeance on you
And they won't rest
Until you're dead

They'll have their

Shiv? Check.
Pipe? Check.
Hammer? Check.
Axe? Check.
Subject? Check.
Location? Check.
Desire? Check.
Vengeance? Check.

Hold your breath, swim and strain
The smell of death, can't escape
Blood will cloud and drift away
Attract the murders of Murmaids
It's so cold they all know

What you've done, you can't run
Vengeance is the law for thee
A thousand leagues below the sea
You've been tracked, you've been seen
Murdering the next of kin
Ate their hearts drank their blood

Washed your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim try to hide
Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life was ended by Murmaids
.

Sounds pretty hot to me.

I love that song with a passion.
And if I remember correctly, when Murderface tried to write a song, there was a line that went: "mmmmm tits. A fish. A fish with tits, Tittyfish."
And just because of that, I believe fish have tits.
FORZA CATANIA
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#40
I think Brendon Small has a fish fetish

Murmaider
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