#4
Watching our movie
Popcorn's in the microwaves, *BEEP*
GOD DAMMIT, COME ON
GO THE FUCK BACK TO SLEEP
#6
I paused my Arashi just to hear Samuel Jackson tell me to go the **** to sleep.
Thanks for the laugh, Nelsean.
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Hurting Linde is like hurting Bambi. You just can't do it.





You should click on those, I think.



I like My Little Pony. Come at me, bro.
#7


get out of bed again. i dare you, i double dare you mother****er, get out of bed again!
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#9
... I have to go to sleep now.

Falling off of my chair laughging my ass off first though.
Tell me who's that writin'...
#10
Your mom was lookin' good

So I had sex with her in my Jeep

And now 5 minutes of pleasure

Will cost me a lifetime's worth of sleep
Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.

Steam/XBL Gamertag: Ostinattos

Why not Zoidberg?




Note: Every time someone posts <3 all I see is testicles with a party hat.
#13
This is simply amazing. Thank you Nelsean.

I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#15
I don't like to bump, but this honestly needs to be heard.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#16
Quote by Nelsean
I don't like to bump, but this honestly needs to be heard.

There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#21
Is that really him, or an impersonator?
I'm rgrockr and I do not approve of this message.
#23
I'm gonna listen to Samuel L. Jackson now and go to sleep.

Good night!!!
Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.

Steam/XBL Gamertag: Ostinattos

Why not Zoidberg?




Note: Every time someone posts <3 all I see is testicles with a party hat.
#24
I'm so happy. I get to eat a muffin.
Quote by space aids
You are so happy to eat a muffin it's kinda scary.
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Goes around tryina light dudes on fire.
Quote by MakinLattes
Too much Sublime.

I tell a lie, there is no such thing.
#25
Quote by Ostinattos
I'm gonna listen to Samuel L. Jackson now and go the fuck to sleep.

Good night!!!

Fixed
I'm rgrockr and I do not approve of this message.
#27
Brilliant
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#30
I saw this in Barnes and Noble yesterday. I couldn't believe this was real, but it was and it was brilliant!
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

© Soul Power
#31
Quote by Soul Power
I saw this in Barnes and Noble yesterday. I couldn't believe this was real, but it was and it was brilliant!

Should've bought it.
#33
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
linky no worky

edit: linky all fixy



Nope, linky no worky
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

A working class hero is something to be.
#34
It's free on audible.com if anyone's interested, at least it was yesterday.

EDIT: Yup still free.
For Frodo!
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No because a world full of marbles silly man is just as real as a half empty glass of microwaved nesquik.