#1
Just say you're going to hell.

I want to know the particular combination of instruments (not musicians) that if subjected to them forever would make your own eternal damnation even more... damnnating!

Difficulty: 4- or 5-piece band
Bonus: Name the only song they know

Mine:

  • bagpipes
  • didgeridoo
  • kazoo
  • spoons
  • that really high opera voice, you know the one.


The only song they know:

  • Seasons in the Sun
#2
Yours needs more cowbell.
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#4
Spoons
kazoo
bagpipes
tubas
cow bells
nasally high pitched voices

Only song they know: Friday (by Rebecca Black)
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#5
**** you TS, i play didgeridoo!

and i also enjoy bagpipes.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#6
Flute
Flute

But they've never played together before and can't quite get in tune.

Only song they know: Something In Her Mouth (by Nickelback)
Money beats soul every time.

Money beats soul...every time.

Money...beats soul...every...goddamn...time.
#7
Quote by theogonia777
**** you TS, i play didgeridoo!

and i also enjoy bagpipes.


Aha! I knew someone would bring that up.

All of the instruments have their place, and I have enjoyed them very much individually in different songs. HOWEVER... think of the combination I posted and how they would sound together, you'll understand. (which is why my OP contained the phrase "particular combination")

Anointy-nointy.
Last edited by Shadow Self at Jun 15, 2011,
#8
Guitar tuned to drop d
Guitar tuned to drop c
Guitar quadruple drop tuned

only song they know: Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin

Also they never shut up about how they're the coolest band in their middle school.
#9
Quote by sk8m8trix


only song they know: Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin



Oh, even worse: all they know is the "ahh-ahh-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-AHH!!" part
#10
Accordion
High gain shredder guitar
Tin whistle
One of those psycadelic funk bass players

Song: Sweet child o' Mine
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#11
4 nerdy dudes playing B.C. Rich Mockingbirds
1 weird girl that has the balls to actually try and sing

Only song they know: Smells Like Teen Spirit

Oh wait, that was my first band in middle school.
#14
Quote by BK202
There is no hell.


Pssst... I know that, and you know that, but suspending disbelief for a while is what makes this thread fun!

Now list your damned instruments.
#15
4 drummers that all can only play drum kits
1 metal growler

The one song they know?
Through the fire and flames
#17
Quote by Warrior47
4 drummers that all can only play drum kits
1 metal growler

The one song they know?
Through the fire and flames


Not bad, but I would have chosen "Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell as their song.
#18
Quote by BK202
Lol.


There is no hell.

How utterly unnecessary. Looks like somebody left his sense of humor at the door.
Money beats soul every time.

Money beats soul...every time.

Money...beats soul...every...goddamn...time.
#19
Quote by Shadow Self
Aha! I knew someone would bring that up.

All of the instruments have their place, and I have enjoyed them very much individually in different songs. HOWEVER... think of the combination I posted and how they would sound together, you'll understand. (which is why my OP contained the phrase "particular combination")

Anointy-nointy.


lol nah, i ain't even mad.

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just click on 1:18, truer words have never been yelled.
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#21
Okay, another one... what the hell. (heh)

Instruments:

  • Cop whistle
  • Saw
  • Armpit farting
  • Out of tune violin
  • Alphorn (Riiiiii-co-laaaaaaahhh)


Only song they know:

  • Like a Virgin
#22
Quote by BK202
How utterly unnecessary. Looks like somebody isn't conforming to the rules of this thread.

How utterly unnecessary. Looks like somebody's right about that and somebody else apologizes.

Looks like a third somebody needs to post another hell band and the previous somebodies need to read it.
Money beats soul every time.

Money beats soul...every time.

Money...beats soul...every...goddamn...time.
#23
Quote by theogonia777

just click on 1:18, truer words have never been yelled.


"Anna taina! Mobba stoopah!"?
#24
Quote by AeolianSeventh
How utterly unnecessary. Looks like somebody's right about that and somebody else apologizes.

Looks like a third somebody needs to post another hell band and the previous somebodies need to read it.

How utterly unnecessary. Looks like some of us should let those somebodies post, and start being somebody, not nobody.
#25
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How utterly unnecessary. Looks like some of us should let those somebodies post, and start being somebody, not nobody.

How utterly unnecessary. What?
Money beats soul every time.

Money beats soul...every time.

Money...beats soul...every...goddamn...time.
#26
Oooooh, I get it! This is what this thread would be like if it were in hell!

Agree to disagree, guys... and post s'more stupid instruments!! ****!
#28
Psychedelic funk bass player who refuses to be, like, tied down by keys and time signatures.
Bongos.
Marching snare.
Circuit-bent electronic chess game.
Cactus.

Only song they know: Paganini's Caprice No. 5.

G'night.
Money beats soul every time.

Money beats soul...every time.

Money...beats soul...every...goddamn...time.
#29
Instruments:

  • BK202 bashing a trumpet over AeolianSeventh's head
  • AeolianSeventh shoving BK202's arm into a trombone
  • BK202 giving AeolianSeventh purple nurples
  • AeolianSeventh poking BK202 with that kazoo from before


Only song they know:

  • Why Can't We Be Friends?