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#1
I'm at a loss for words.

Apparently some Japanese scientist extracted protein from human sewage and made it into patties to eat. I couldn't do it..it's super efficient way to control human waste I'm sure, but I don't care. I would never eat anything even close to it.

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#2
Yuck.
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#3
Is this even a question? OF COURSE But no, not really.


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#4
I lknow I said before that I'd try anything once, but this is where I'd draw the line.
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#7
I was like "WTF WHO WOULD DO THIS?!?!", and then I saw the word japan, and wasn't surprised.
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#14
You think a vegetarian would eat it?
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Ive said it before

but seriously

this time

Japan has gone too far


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#19
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If they engineered it and it was nutritious and didn't taste like poo then it's a really efficient way of managing food crisis's

Not the question.

Would you eat a burger made of poo?
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#20
Not the question.

Would you eat a burger made of poo?

If it was marketed right and it was cheap, all of you would. Loads of food is made up of a lot worse things than poo, you're just not told of it.
#22
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If it was marketed right and it was cheap, all of you would. Loads of food is made up of a lot worse things than poo, you're just not told of it.
What on earth could be considered worse than poo, in terms of eating? Shite is the stuff your body doesn't want, or need!

Still, better than anything you'd find in a Birmingham restaurant.
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#23
Ya know what, if it was nutritional and tasted good (and was affordable, 'course), Sure, why not? It's just food.
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#24
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What on earth could be considered worse than poo, in terms of eating? Shite is the stuff your body doesn't want, or need!

Still, better than anything you'd find in a Birmingham restaurant.


Read the article. It's on about the usable proteins. If you weren't told and they were marketed as 'vegetarian organic burgers' (which wouldn't be technically wrong) then people would buy them. There's far worse things in food we eat everyday.

Funny that, I don't live in Birmingham.
#25
It's not like they made the burger out of poo directly, it's mainly a protein that can be found in human waste combined with a sauce.

Do your research before saying that it's just made out of excrement, because it's not.

This burger, I would try it. A burger made directly from poop, no.
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#29
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It's not like they made the burger out of poo directly, it's mainly a protein that can be found in human waste combined with a sauce.

Do your research before saying that it's just made out of excrement, because it's not.

This burger, I would try it. A burger made directly from poop, no.


Exactly. As I said before, we willingly eat far worse things such as bargain supermarket food and anything with 'natural flavourings'.
#33
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ITT: Basing an opinion on absolutely nothing and jumping to conclusions before reading the article.

I'm aware that it's not actually poo. I even said in OP that it's efficient and would help reuse human's waste. I still would not.
#34
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ITT: Basing an opinion on absolutely nothing and jumping to conclusions before reading the article.
I base my opinion on pooburgers, due to my experiences with poo coming out of my body.

What are your credentials?
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#35
Well, it's not a burger any more, it's a pooper.

I understand extracting water from urine, but how do you extract nutrients from faeces? I mean, it's waste, meaning that everything of value has already been extracted.
#36
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Well, it's not a burger any more, it's a pooper.

I understand extracting water from urine, but how do you extract nutrients from faeces? I mean, it's waste, meaning that everything of value has already been extracted.


You're wrong, the body is very inefficient.
#37
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^ Only in this case you're ingesting the nasty waste your body gets rid of because it doesn't need it or can't use it.

Not all usable nutrients are reabsorbed into the body before being excreted, so although a lot of is is waste, not all of it is.

I would never eat anything like this though.
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#38
So I'm guessing you all automatically assumed this is completely true? Take a look at the video in the link. Do you really think this is a serious scientific experimentation? The fridge in the video says "SHIT BURGER" on it for god's sake. I think the Japanese have just trolled every single one of you.
#39
As long as it's safe and passes food standards I'm fine with it. I don't knwo why people get so fussed up about things even though they're 100% safe
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#40
Why are the Japanese so obsessed? It's even in their porn. German's too. What the hell really went on at Nazi conferences?
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