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So today at work I was having a casual conversation with a girl at my work. We were talking about how cold the water is(I work at a pool, it happened to be in the 60's F today)
So joked about how she is going to splash me, so I respond by saying, in a clear joking voice "If you do, I punch you....in the face!" She happened to know I was joking, and laughed at me. However, this douchefag that I also work with comes out of nowhere all serious and yells "IF YOU PUNCH HER I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU" It totally ruined the joking mood that was going around, we sorta just stopped talking right after that....

Has anyone ever encountered similiar situations before? How did you handle it?
#2
You're a bad person and should feel bad about yourself.
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#3
Yeah, you ruined his sarcastic remark/joke. You bastard.
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#4
what the hell is wrong with you? How dare you threaten someone
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#6
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what the hell is wrong with you? How dare you threaten someone

Dude, he clearly said he was joking, you total fucking idiot. I hate you.
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#7
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#8
I was totally boning this girl, then she was like I'm not wearing a condom, and I was like aw no.
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You're a bad person and should feel bad about yourself.

Agreed. To the max
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#11
I really hope he was being sarcastic, irony x 1000000
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#12
Douchebags are douchebags.

Tell him to go lighten the hell up.

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I was totally boning this girl, then she was like I'm not wearing a condom, and I was like aw no.
Um...what? Why even bother posting?! Jeese...

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#14
Quote by sXe170

So joked about how she is going to splash me, so I respond by saying, in a clear joking voice "If you do, I punch you....in the face!"


Perhaps he was more offended by the bad Eastern European accent I imagine you saying this in?
#15
Its almost as annoying as when you get the sarcasm and you go along with the joke and then they don't get your sarcasm.
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#16
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Dude, he clearly said he was joking, you total fucking idiot. I hate you.

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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Dude, he clearly said he was joking, you total fucking idiot. I hate you.


Come on, man. You've been here to long to get trolled that easily.
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Come on, man. You've been here to long to get trolled that easily.
Unless I just got trolled....
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#20
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Douchebags are douchebags.

Tell him to go lighten the hell up.

Edit:
Um...what? Why even bother posting?! Jeese...

Don't feed the trolls, people!

Is this Nazi Germany?

I'll post whatever I want, whenever I want brah.
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#22
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what the hell is wrong with you? How dare you threaten someone

Dude, he clearly said he was joking, you total fucking idiot. I hate you.

Sarcasm on sarcasm ON sarcasm?

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#23
Quote by shreder666
Dude, you do NOT punch women, you hit them with a rock until the only sound that comes out of her is the sound of the rock hitting her.


LMAO.
#24
Well, I told a joke to someone the other day, and they just didn't laugh. The rest of us got it and found it hysterical.

Two penguins in a bath, one says to the other, "can you pass the typewriter?", the other penguin says, "No soap, radio!"

#26
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Dude, you do NOT punch women, you hit them with a rock until the only sound that comes out of her is the sound of the rock hitting her.


Somebody get this man his own advice column
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#27
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This thread is so confusing with all the sarcasm/not sarcasm.

Is it?

I didn't know.

I really didn't know, did I?

No.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#28
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy

Two penguins in a bath, one says to the other, "can you pass the typewriter?", the other penguin says, "No soap, radio!"



I would of been one of those people that didn't get it.
#30
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Well, I told a joke to someone the other day, and they just didn't laugh. The rest of us got it and found it hysterical.

Two penguins in a bath, one says to the other, "can you pass the typewriter?", the other penguin says, "No soap, radio!"



I feel so confused and dirty.
#31
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Dude, he clearly said he was joking, you total fucking idiot. I hate you.



you're all retarded!
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#32
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Well, I told a joke to someone the other day, and they just didn't laugh. The rest of us got it and found it hysterical.

Two penguins in a bath, one says to the other, "can you pass the typewriter?", the other penguin says, "No soap, radio!"


Those jokes are annoying. They're only designed to make a person feel like they don't get it. The other people who laugh are in on it. Essentialy the joke is actually part of another joke, which the actualy joke is the person thinking that they don't get a joke when it isn't funny.
You're a cunt.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#33
Quote by padgea7x
Those jokes are annoying. They're only designed to make a person feel like they don't get it. The other people who laugh are in on it. Essentialy the joke is actually part of another joke, which the actualy joke is the person thinking that they don't get a joke when it isn't funny.
You're a cunt.


Is that considered a joke then?
#34
Quote by smokeysteve22
Is that considered a joke then?

I don't know, I'm tired and horny. I'm not thinking straight.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#35
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I would of been one of those people that didn't get it.


this.
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#36
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Is this Nazi Germany?

I'll post whatever I want, whenever I want brah.

oh cool, brah
Gonna make the mountains be my home....

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#37
Sounds like he just wanted to white-knight the shit out of the situation.

Pics of aforementioned girl, TS?
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#39
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
I was totally boning this girl, then she was like I'm not wearing a condom, and I was like aw no.


This one time I was about to bone my girlfriend out at the lake, but suddenly she yelled so I looked up and it was Bigfoot.

Then I went back to bone her but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was no way.
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This one time I was about to bone my girlfriend out at the lake, but suddenly she yelled so I looked up and it was Bigfoot.

Then I went back to bone her but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was no way.


This one time I didn't laugh! Not even a "Ha"...get the hell out
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