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#1
ie.

The whole 9 yards

Fast and Furious

What women want

Home alone
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#6
Up.
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Yamaha Pacifica 112
Alvarez SLM
Orange Dark Terror
Orange PPC212OB 2x12 cab
Yamaha P-85 Keyboard
#10
40 days, 40 nights
Good old Pete. Isn't he too old to masturbate? - Pete Townshend
Don't mind your make-up, you better make your mind up. - Frank Zappa
#11
The Rock. " Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen."
#12
inb4 titanic
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#14
Predator.
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#17
The penist.
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Yamaha Pacifica 112
Alvarez SLM
Orange Dark Terror
Orange PPC212OB 2x12 cab
Yamaha P-85 Keyboard
#20
Titanic...

And yes I was inb4d... I don't care...
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


Quote by JustRooster
I'm a straight man, but I'd put that surfcaster right in my mouth.



Quote by JD2k9
Well, life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.
#22
The Thing.

Ghandi.

8&1/2.

THE 400 BLOWS.

I've got nothing after that...

EDIT: (For the vagina version, "The Hurt Locker.")
Quote by Lots O' FX
There's a guy named, I shit you not, Hunter Goldhammer. I have never met him, I only heard his name over the PA, but I assume he's a dwarf paladin.

Quote by skwelcher
I'm like the real life version of the socially awkward penguin.
Last edited by hippogasmo at Jun 17, 2011,
#23
The Terminator.
Quote by Athabasca
My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#24
In Too Deep
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

He who laughs last thinks slowest
#25
Fight Club
Check out my punk band!!! Lizard on the Window We found a drummer and are now recording.

White Version FC: 4083 9268 4644
White 2 FC: 5372 8215 3622
3DS FC: 1676 4085 1677
#36
9 1/2 weeks.
The Big Lebowski.
Alright people, Move along - there is nothing to see.
"Or so you think..."
#37
Describe my penis with a movie title? hmmm... south park longer bigger and uncut...
#39
300
Lets jump in a pool


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