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If my girlfriend were to jerk me off, then i washed me hands twice, but reckon i might have got trace amounts off a tissue back on them,
Then 15 minutes(ish) later touched her hole (not all the way in, just rub), is there a chance she might be pregnant?
#2
kids...

nope
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#3
Oh shit, dude. Get your girl to A&E immediately, what the **** is wrong with you?
#4
Why are people so dumb when it comes to pregnancy?
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If my girlfriend were to jerk me off, then i washed me hands twice, but reckon i might have got trace amounts off a tissue back on them,
Then 15 minutes(ish) later touched her hole (not all the way in, just rub), is there a chance she might be pregnant?



Really?

...like, really?
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#7
Stop touching your girlfriend if you are too naive to know the answer to this.

Astonishing.
#11
Congratulations, you just made sex sound like the most unappetizing thing ever.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#12
Your girlfriend is now pregnant with triplets I'm afraid. That's how triplets occur
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#14
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Your girlfriend is now pregnant with triplets I'm afraid. That's how triplets occur


This.....the only way to combat this is to get a new amp.....for me
#18
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Let me inspect the inside of your gf, TS. It's the only way to find out.


This. We need video evidence to be certain.
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#20



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#23
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Dude...you have UNPROTECTED fingers???



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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#26
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Stop touching your girlfriend if you are too naive to know the answer to this.

Astonishing.


Seriously this, if you had to ask that question.

You should no be no where near a vagina yet.
#27
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Your girlfriend is now pregnant with triplets I'm afraid. That's how triplets occur

man, it would be so shit to have a crises pregnancy that turned out to be triplets.
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#32
ITT:

TS: "I have a girlfriend, she jerks me off and let's me touch her pussy."
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#33
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Your girlfriend is now pregnant with triplets I'm afraid. That's how triplets occur

Only if you used three fingers though.
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#34
This'll sound stupid but thats exactly the response i wanted cheers
... Im assuming all those answers meant there isnt a chance?
#36
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#37
That skank is definitely pregnant.
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I waited for the rape.

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#38
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Congratulations, you just made sex sound like the most unappetizing thing ever.

Seconding this.
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