Poll: How do you eat your pizza?
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View poll results: How do you eat your pizza?
Knife and fork
35 7%
Fingers
426 87%
Other, please specify
27 6%
Voters: 488.
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#1
So, do you eat your pizza with utensils (knife and fork) or with your fingers?



I was inspired by another pizza-related thread made by herby190.

I eat pizza with utensils, but my brother and most of my friends use their hands.
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#2
One slice on top of another with meat in between. Pizza sandwich.
#3
Hands, anyone who does different is a commie faggot.


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#4
I fold it in half and eat it because I'm weird.
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#5
I have a thing where if I can use a knife and fork to eat something, I will.

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#6
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I fold it in half and eat it because I'm weird.


this, if the slice is huge. and it should be. and you are a freak TS.
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#7
i eat snickers bars with a fork and knife. (if anyone gets that reference then kudos to u)
#8
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this, if the slice is huge. and it should be. and you are a freak TS.


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#9
With my mouth.
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#11
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With my mouth.


I was actually considering putting this as a poll option when making this thread.
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#12
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I fold it in half and eat it because I'm weird.


That's the New Yorker style.
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I stick my hand right in the middle of the pizza and grab, then I place contents in my mouth.
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#15
Only chicks eat pizza with utensils.
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#16
F*ck Jason Alexander.
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#17
If it's super hot and still melting all over the place: knife and fork

If it's cooled down and able to be handled without dumping grease and cheese all over: by hand.

I'm fat, so I usually can't wait and eat my pizza as soon as it comes out of the oven; therefore, I most often go the utensil route.
#19
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I'm fat, so I usually can't wait and eat my pizza as soon as it comes out of the oven; therefore, I most often go the utensil route.


You're not fat, I'm slim and I do this too! I don't have time for the pizza to cool down, I'll eat it right away no matter how hot it is.
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#20
With my hands, New York style, plus garlic and usually ketchup. Don't judge.
#23
I take one piece, turn it upside down, and put it on another piece. So it's 2 pieces but all of the meat/cheese/etc is on the inside and crusts on the outside.
#24
Fingers. The only reason to use utensils is if you're eating a Chicago-style pizza, because this is AMERICA GODDAMMIT AND THAT'S HOW WE DO THINGS. TS: you're European, you're excused.

New York-style forever!!!
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#25
i fold my pizza in half and eat it like a giant taco. granted im mexican and a fatass so there's that.
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#26
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#27
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I take one piece, turn it upside down, and put it on another piece. So it's 2 pieces but all of the meat/cheese/etc is on the inside and crusts on the outside.


This actually sounds good, may try it the next time I eat pizza.
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#29
I usually eat it with my hands, but if it's really hot/the cheese is really stringy, I'll use a fork. I have no patience to let it cool down.
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#30
If I'm eating off of a paper plate, I'll slide the pizza tip to the edge and bite it off with my mouth.
If there are forks and knives near, I'll use those.
I'll just use my hands otherwise.
#31
Yes, I finger my pizza when I eat it. (lol, when i typed pizza, I accidentally typed guitar)
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#33
Hands, of course. But utensils when I reheat it and eat the next day, because after pizza goes in the microwave it:

1 - Burns the shit out of your hands
2 - The crust loses its crispyness so you pick up a slice and it just droops down.

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#34
If it's a frozen pizza that you can buy from the supermarket, I go all caveman and rip it to shreds with my hands. Then I start nibbling on the pieces like popcorn.
#35
With my fingers, like any normal person.

Eating pizza with a fork and knife is like eating spaghetti with a spoon.
#36
I put the pizza in my mouth, chew, then swallow.
It then goes through my digestive system and comes out as waste.
This is the best way to eat a pizza.