#2
Didn't you post earlier that you don't look at threads with Youtube links in them?
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#3
whoa if there wasn't a cage that could've been a CATastrophe
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#4
I can totally relate to the lion. Who hasn't been so stoned they wanted to eat a baby?

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Didn't you post earlier that you don't look at threads with Youtube links in them?


This is a link to a video of a lion trying to eat a baby. Your point is invalid
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This is a link to a video of a lion trying to eat a baby. Your point is invalid

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#10
I'm not sure if the lioness wanted to eat or play with the baby, but I'm going to go ahead and imagine that shortly after the clip was recorded, the lioness broke through the glass, snatched the baby and raised it as her own, turning him eventually into Bert Lahr.

#12
If only there was no glass...
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#16
usually the glass in zoos is shaded so that the animals cant look outside and thus dont get disturbed. i dont like zoos.
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#17
the same thing happened to me, only the lioness really did eat me! i think...
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#20
Lol. Cats are stoooopid

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usually the glass in zoos is shaded so that the animals cant look outside and thus dont get disturbed. i dont like zoos.


This. I don't know about any where else, but here, all the enclosures are really small, and all the animals look and sound really sad. That said though, zoos are actually very important. I still find them depressing though.
#21
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the same thing happened to me, only the lioness really did eat me! i think...

It's true. You are posting from inside a lioness' belly. It fortunately ate laptop with wifi just prior.
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#25
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That video just made me want a baby.

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#28
How was the lion playing? She kept trying to eat the babies head, clearly opening her jaw to bite her.
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#30
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How was the lion playing? She kept trying to eat the babies head, clearly opening her jaw to bite her.

I was more under the impression that she was trying to gnaw through the glass.
#32
From the way you all described it, I thought the video would be a lot worse. The parents do seem concerned at first, but then they probably realized that they're in a zoo behind a glass wall. Harmless.
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#33
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Lol. Cats are stoooopid

Also:


This. I don't know about any where else, but here, all the enclosures are really small, and all the animals look and sound really sad. That said though, zoos are actually very important. I still find them depressing though.


Well, you live in Northern Ireland. Aren't your enclosures small? Don't you look and sound really sad?


London Zoo is fucking grim too. Though it can be done well - Sao Paulo of all places has an amazing zoo.
#35
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I was more under the impression that she was trying to gnaw through the glass.


I thought she was going for the baby but, being a cat, couldn't understand the concept of glass.
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#36
All I see is a friendly, successfully-domesticated lion. My only question is when are these going to be shipped out to Petsmart.
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