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#1
Just for a cheap laugh was wondering what all the best frapes (facebook rapes) were that people had seen.
Modesty shining through my favourite one that I have seen was one that I did on a friend
'I've got 3 king sized tubs of vaseline, a sexually deprived crocodile and an extended DVD edition of Mr. Bean's holiday, lets just say I'm feeling experimental tonight'
So go on, lets hear a few funnies
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#6
no. jus no.
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#10
If I could I would kill literally everybody who has ever said 'no. just no.'
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#11
The thing is, most people only stop at a simple status update. I go the whole hot, setting their birthday to the day after the current day, gender to the opposite, add loads of crap to known languages and philosophy...


and of course, i change their profile pic to blue waffle.


Its got to be done y'know?
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#12
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If I could I would kill literally everybody who has ever said 'no. just no.'

Word.

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#13
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If I could I would kill literally everybody who has ever said 'no. just no.'

no, just no.
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#14
People suck at frapes, it is so much better if you don't even make a status. Just chat people and flirt with people you shouldn't flirt with, break up a relationship, admit to your sister you are gay. etc.
#15
A very drunken freind once spent about 2 hours sending freind requests to as many Kirstys as he could from someone else's facebook. I think about 10 of them actually added the guy.
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#16
Well one of the best ones I've seen to date was just a subtle one. No gay statuses, he just starting "liking" lots of hysterical things on his friend's facebook. Like The Village People.
#17
"ive got big plans for us tonight, i've got some leather, a dozen spanish midgets, and a portable enema. whaddya say we get together with your boss and make a tuscanero sandwich?"
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#18
friend o mine got absolutely every piece of info changed to 'turtles'
status - turtles
comments on EVERY friends' page - turtles
vids about turtles posted
etc...

random but lol
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#19
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no, just no.

Well aren't you fucking clever.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#20
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Well aren't you fucking clever.

ironic post, just as clever as posting another person is clever with a facepalm.gif

we are two of the same little guy
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GO SENS GO
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#21
We knew one of our 'friends' passwords once, (he uses the same one for everything, probably still does) so we just mucked about on his profile, like using his questionable sexuality as an excuse for coming on to gay people, speaking to fugly girls and saying that he really liked them and creating a collage picture with his head in the middle and all the people we said that he liked around him. Took a lot of cleaning up...
#22
meh, I don't do status updates, I send friend requests or messages to people my friends hate (old school friends, ex's, ex-housemates etc).
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#23
My mate had his entire details section, profile picture and birthdate set to that of country singer, Alan Jackson. All in the space of about 20 minutes, while he went for a shower.

Also, I can't find it, but I heard of someone who hacked his friends facebook, then edited all his photos veeeery slightly, to make him look subtly more creepy, in each one.
#24
Asian Midget Dogpiles

(comment from same account)

OH GOD THIS IS NOT GOOGLE HOW DO I DELETE THIS?
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#25
I thought he was talking about my favorite beverage from a coffee shop or something
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#26
I never do statuses, just **** about with all their profile info. Though setting their birthday to the next day is too obvious (if they catch you), I set it for a few days/week in advance.
One that goes surprisingly long without them noticing is changing their name; I once made a Spoonerism of a guy's name that lasted for a couple of days after he'd reset everything else
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#27
It was a long long (and detailed) status that seems like a love/coming out letter between two friends (they are really homophobic, so they kinda had it coming).
#29
Change their privacy settings to 'only me' for everything, they won't realise anything has been done and no one will be able to comment on or see anything they do.
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#30
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Change their privacy settings to 'only me' for everything, they won't realise anything has been done and no one will be able to comment on or see anything they do.


That is genius!

Sucks for them though, if they have any important stuff going on and can't reach people 'cause of a frape. Might be taking it a bit far, idk.
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#31
A female pseudo feminist in my class have been fraped a lot with really sexist stati and sexual innuendos. Apart from that, and some "coming out" stati, I haven't noticed much. Nothing really funny, though.
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#32
I once wrote "I'm so ashamed. I was masturbating in my room when my mum walked in on me. I was horny, so I looked her in the eye and finished like a boss."

Meh.
#33
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We knew one of our 'friends' passwords once, (he uses the same one for everything, probably still does) so we just mucked about on his profile, like using his questionable sexuality as an excuse for coming on to gay people, speaking to fugly girls and saying that he really liked them and creating a collage picture with his head in the middle and all the people we said that he liked around him. Took a lot of cleaning up...


I did this to someone's bebo, back in the day. In fact, I think about 4 of us had his password, and we spent the course of the day hacking it and putting up copious amounts of homosexual pornography, often involving mature, obese men. I think he deleted the page instead of clearing it up. Back then, social networking was a lot more time consuming to edit.
#34
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Found this on a frape website.


The middle two cracked me up


I've had a friend that's fraped this kid's profile not once but twice with giraffe porn. Personally, if a friend happens to have left facebook open on their computer, I'll just chat up random chicks and like ridiculous things rather than do anything gratuitous.
#36
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break up a relationship,


Bit far with that one, that'd be a dick move. Unless it's a slag and a chav.
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#37
I take it a step further. I go into the settings, turn the text either upside down or to something like russian. Then I go into the computer monitor settings and rotate the screen upside down. Now the writing is the right way up but everything else (even mouse controls) are upside down.

That REALLY freaks them out.
#38
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The middle two cracked me up


I've had a friend that's fraped this kid's profile not once but twice with giraffe porn. Personally, if a friend happens to have left facebook open on their computer, I'll just chat up random chicks and like ridiculous things rather than do anything gratuitous.

Giraffe porn?
#39
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My mate had his entire details section, profile picture and birthdate set to that of country singer, Alan Jackson. All in the space of about 20 minutes, while he went for a shower.

Also, I can't find it, but I heard of someone who hacked his friends facebook, then edited all his photos veeeery slightly, to make him look subtly more creepy, in each one.


But how do you edit a photo to make someone look slightly creepier?

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I thought he was talking about my favorite beverage from a coffee shop or something


... me too...
and i still clicked it

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Change their URL. You can only change it once, then you can never change it back. A friend ended up with "/thecircumcisor" as his Facebook URL. Had to make a new account.


abuse of a facebook flaw. g'job.

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That is genius!

Sucks for them though, if they have any important stuff going on and can't reach people 'cause of a frape. Might be taking it a bit far, idk.


meh, people shouldn't get to a point where they actually depend and rely on facebook.

#40
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But how do you edit a photo to make someone look slightly creepier?


Just slight editing of his face, to change his expression, to be slightly inappropriate for the situation. Its hard to describe, but I know for a fact its been posted on here before, I'll try and find it.
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