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Okay Pit, my friends and I have been having some good laughs over the general metalcore attitude and how everyone tries to make new genres or over analyze metal/hardcore, and like my uBeR inDi3 self I came up randomly with:

Fridgecore.

It's characteristics:

-slow to moderate tempo with frequently tremolo picked riffs

- Screaming, singing, yodeling, any vocal technique is allowed

-lyrics about things or places that are cold, in my case mostly World of Warcraft Wrath of the Lich King stuff

- A fridge must be onstage at every gig for a true fridgecore band, mini fridges count. They can be used to dance around, hit, take food from, whatever, you're so fridgecore.

Would YOU (points finger) listen to this or make epic fridgecore music?

By the way if you didn't realize this yet, this is all a joke. Don't take me serious, I've had little sleep recently.
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How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

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No.


Thank you for your contribution sir.
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How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

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I can see the walls being torn down again
Only to be rebuilt in another name,
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Thank you for your contribution sir.

>Would YOU (points finger) listen to this or make epic fridgecore music?

you asked a yes or no question. That was a perfectly fine post.
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>Would YOU (points finger) listen to this or make epic fridgecore music?

you asked a yes or no question. That was a perfectly fine post.


I'm not sure but are you saying the guy's "No." post was fine? I thought so too, I wasn't trying to be a jerk, I was honestly thanking him for his contribution haha.
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How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

As I wait on the edge of the earth,
I can see the walls being torn down again
Only to be rebuilt in another name,
On a different day
#9
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I'm not sure but are you saying the guy's "No." post was fine? I thought so too, I wasn't trying to be a jerk, I was honestly thanking him for his contribution haha.

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#10
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Okay Pit, my friends and I have been having some good laughs over the general metalcore attitude and how everyone tries to make new genres or over analyze metal/hardcore, and like my uBeR inDi3 self I came up randomly with:

Fridgecore.

It's characteristics:

-slow to moderate tempo with frequently tremolo picked riffs

- Screaming, singing, yodeling, any vocal technique is allowed

-lyrics about things or places that are cold, in my case mostly World of Warcraft Wrath of the Lich King stuff

- A fridge must be onstage at every gig for a true fridgecore band, mini fridges count. They can be used to dance around, hit, take food from, whatever, you're so fridgecore.

Would YOU (points finger) listen to this or make epic fridgecore music?

What? No that sounds so silly.

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By the way if you didn't realize this yet, this is all a joke. Don't take me serious, I've had little sleep recently.


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#11
Microsoft Samcore > Fridgecore
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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

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#12
Lol, "...mostly World of Warcraft Wrath of the Lich King Stuff"

This made me roflmaoqwerty.
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#16
If you take away the "core" then maybe.

Such great bands like:
Freezie and the Frostbites,
Ice Cold Nipples,
Tongue to the flag pole.

The list just keeps going.
#20
IF you mean rocking out with a fridge on stage, hell yeah.

-Core riffs?

No.

-Sun O))))))?

No.

-Really hot concert with lots of people and plenty of beer?

... Does the bear shit in the woods?
#23
I thought up birdcore the other day, where instead of pig squeals, you just make bird sounds.
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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

first stack ^
#24
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The top rated comment though...

You say Justin Bieber - I say BWHOOOOOMMMMMM

You say Miley Cyrus - I say BWHOOOOOMMMMMM

You say T-Pain - I say BWHOOOOOMMMMMM

You say Flowers - I say BWHOOOOOMMMMMM

You Say Pink - I say BWHOOOOOMMMMMM

You say Hip hop - BWHOOOOOMMMMMM

You say Pop - BWHOOOOOMMMMMM

92% of teenagers have working refrigerators. If you are part of the 8% that still BWHOOOOOMMMMMM, put on your druid robes, turn on the hotpoint oven and settle down with a chilled glass of premium diesel oil.





And that's coming from someone that likes Sunn 0)))
#27
i'mma get Xzibit and we gonna start a corecore band. we gonna take core and put it in more core so we can have core in our core. corecore is nothing but one long breakdown, with autotuned pig squeals and some cheesy synths on top of the chuggady-chug-chug guitars. our bands gonna be called Trainwreck cause once we breakdown we gonna keep chuggin' til we can't chug no more.
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#28
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i'mma get Xzibit and we gonna start a corecore band. we gonna take core and put it in more core so we can have core in our core. corecore is nothing but one long breakdown, with autotuned pig squeals and some cheesy synths on top of the chuggady-chug-chug guitars. our bands gonna be called Trainwreck cause once we breakdown we gonna keep chuggin' til we can't chug no more.

Nah, but porncore is where it's at.
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#29
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i'mma get Xzibit and we gonna start a corecore band. we gonna take core and put it in more core so we can have core in our core. corecore is nothing but one long breakdown, with autotuned pig squeals and some cheesy synths on top of the chuggady-chug-chug guitars. our bands gonna be called Trainwreck cause once we breakdown we gonna keep chuggin' til we can't chug no more.

...so deathcore?
#31
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...so deathcore?


no, more like modern post-hardcore, but with more core. much more core.
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#35
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I WAS gonna start Buzzsawcore, but it seems Dimebag beat me to it.


Chainsawcore has been done too.
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#37
that might still be available.
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#39
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Chainsawcore has been done too.

I expected http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqdCZS8qUZY
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