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#4
Quote by Woffelz
Masturbating.


I actually find it pretty difficult to get off when it's early.
#6
I hate waking up, so usually a rhetoric request to stay in bed.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#7
Wank.
Quote by Ruination
I do genuinely love her, and not just because I like her breasts you know?
#8
I usually wake up pretty confused and with this huge feeling of dread, which generally recedes after about ten minutes. I hate the process of waking up.

oh, and wank ololol
Last edited by BenRaah at Jun 19, 2011,
#17
Quote by metaldud536
Not if you have morning wood.

This. You just wake up, especially from a sexy dream and it's all like "I've got wood eh? It's on like Donkey Kong!"
#18
Bradulator's pretty much right. Although, that's a little conservative compared to what I usually say in my head
Rotten Playground
Listen to me and Jameh muck about on a podcast
as if you have anything better to do.


Quote by Reverend_Taco
Grass stains on my dicks

Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Pfft. Gay? Nah, gay is the manliest sex that exists.
#21
On a weekday, probably something like "Oh for fu*ks sake, I hate school". But then after brushing its all good
Isn't it a pity?
Now, isn't it a shame?
How we break each other's hearts,
And cause each other pain...


"Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it." - John Lennon
#23
Quote by HeretiK538
Bradulator's pretty much right. Although, that's a little conservative compared to what I usually say in my head


I don't think it, I say it.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#24
Usually thinking whether it's gonna be a good or bad day, or somewhere in the middle.

Usually ends up being the opposite of what I think it's going to be but then I change my thought process to fit that, "it's going to be a bad day I think, so thus its actually gonna be a good day" nope, still doesn't work, I never win.
#25
Feelin' like P. Diddy
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#26
Weekday,

"wch, snooze... shit is it 6:20 already?"

weekend

"thank **** it's the weekend"

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#27
"ugh...tea...cereal...prozac...dog for walk...ugh...later."
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#29
"Go back to sleep."
Quote by Ville Valo
Hurting Linde is like hurting Bambi. You just can't do it.





You should click on those, I think.



I like My Little Pony. Come at me, bro.
#32
Shit, thats the fourth donkey this week... and its only Tuesday!
You belong in a museum.

Do you Enjoy Forza, and wish to be in an in game Club?! Look no further! Please, join.. there is no one else!
#33
During the summer, when I'm home, it's usually like **** I don't want to go to work!
When I'm away at school, it's usually like damn I'm lucky to be laying next to this fine girl.
HEY
Do you like anime/manga?
PM me about buying the graphic novels I'm trying to sell
#34
Quote by Dawginator
"ugh...tea...cereal...prozac...dog for walk...ugh...later."

MC Prozac?
#35
where the **** am I? then a crafty wank
Coventry City Chicago Bears
#36
I question whether I really need to get out of bed. Number of days of uni I've missed due to that question.......


.....don't number as much as one would think at first.
#37
"Ugh. What time is it?

TIME TO WAKE AND BAKE!!!!!!!!!!"
Gets me up every time.
Quote by Butt Rayge
Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
#38
"Stand down, Private"
e-married to the most fabulous Fashionista ever, Rarity
e-mom to Scootaloo, somehow
Quote by dawgeth321
Let's warm our wings, fly through the clouds, and dance in the sky, mon capitaine.

Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Spit is a milf

UG 8-BIT ALBUM
SoundCloud
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