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I actually find it pretty difficult to get off when it's early.
I hate waking up, so usually a rhetoric request to stay in bed.
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
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I do genuinely love her, and not just because I like her breasts you know?
I usually wake up pretty confused and with this huge feeling of dread, which generally recedes after about ten minutes. I hate the process of waking up.

oh, and wank ololol
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Not if you have morning wood.

This. You just wake up, especially from a sexy dream and it's all like "I've got wood eh? It's on like Donkey Kong!"
Bradulator's pretty much right. Although, that's a little conservative compared to what I usually say in my head
Rotten Playground
Listen to me and Jameh muck about on a podcast
as if you have anything better to do.

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Grass stains on my dicks

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Pfft. Gay? Nah, gay is the manliest sex that exists.
On a weekday, probably something like "Oh for fu*ks sake, I hate school". But then after brushing its all good
Isn't it a pity?
Now, isn't it a shame?
How we break each other's hearts,
And cause each other pain...

"Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it." - John Lennon
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Bradulator's pretty much right. Although, that's a little conservative compared to what I usually say in my head

I don't think it, I say it.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
Usually thinking whether it's gonna be a good or bad day, or somewhere in the middle.

Usually ends up being the opposite of what I think it's going to be but then I change my thought process to fit that, "it's going to be a bad day I think, so thus its actually gonna be a good day" nope, still doesn't work, I never win.
Feelin' like P. Diddy
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.

"wch, snooze... shit is it 6:20 already?"


"thank **** it's the weekend"

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

" for walk...ugh...later."
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?

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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.

Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
"Go back to sleep."
Quote by Ville Valo
Hurting Linde is like hurting Bambi. You just can't do it.

You should click on those, I think.

I like My Little Pony. Come at me, bro.
Shit, thats the fourth donkey this week... and its only Tuesday!
You belong in a museum.

Do you Enjoy Forza, and wish to be in an in game Club?! Look no further! Please, join.. there is no one else!
During the summer, when I'm home, it's usually like **** I don't want to go to work!
When I'm away at school, it's usually like damn I'm lucky to be laying next to this fine girl.
Do you like anime/manga?
PM me about buying the graphic novels I'm trying to sell
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" for walk...ugh...later."

MC Prozac?
where the **** am I? then a crafty wank
Coventry City Chicago Bears
I question whether I really need to get out of bed. Number of days of uni I've missed due to that question.......

.....don't number as much as one would think at first.
"Ugh. What time is it?

Gets me up every time.
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Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.

I'm just a hedonist without happiness
"Stand down, Private"
e-married to the most fabulous Fashionista ever, Rarity
e-mom to Scootaloo, somehow
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Let's warm our wings, fly through the clouds, and dance in the sky, mon capitaine.

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Spit is a milf

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