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#5
I thought everybody hated their father here?
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#7
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I thought everybody hated their father here?

Case in point: I made this thread and haven't spoken to my father in over a year.
#8
Quote by MakinLattes
Case in point: I made this thread and haven't spoken to my father in over a year.

nvm, make way for dratini daughter!
#9
I asked him what he wanted and he said nothing, so that's what I got him.
you're a stone fox
#10
Quote by MakinLattes
Case in point: I made this thread and haven't spoken to my father in over a year.

20 years myself.

But I have an awesome gay Jamaican father figure. My earliest memory is him in a coconut bikini.
Horseness is the whatness of allhorse.
We are all Neil Lennon
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#12
I text my Dad "Hyvää Isänpäivää"... he text me back "thanks but it isn't Father's day here"

I feel as though I tried
#13
My dad's in hospital. He likes the new ward he's in. It's been a good day for the old guy.
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#14
Spent a couple hours searching for a gift in the mall before deciding "Fuck it, I'll just get him a bottle of Cognac."

Gift well received.
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"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
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the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#16
Haven't seen/heard from him in a few years.

Quite the depressing thread.
Check out my lyrics! (C4C)

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#20
Bought my dad a motherfucking Toblerone.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#22
Chipped in with my sister and bought my dad a Kindle. I feel like a good son for the first time in my life.


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Bought my dad a motherfucking Toblerone.

I want to be your dad.
#23
I remembered Father's Day thanks to Google. So I made my Dad a card and drew his favourite things on it and he loves it.

SUCCESS!
#24
Quote by LostLegion
I remembered Father's Day thanks to Google. So I made my Dad a card and drew his favourite things on it and he loves it.

SUCCESS!


you didn't get him a potted plant?

my dad had a fit about stuff and almost ruined the whole day.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#25
Quote by LostLegion
I remembered Father's Day thanks to Google. So I made my Dad a card and drew his favourite things on it and he loves it.

SUCCESS!


I LOVE your avatar
#26
Quote by smokeysteve22
I LOVE your avatar



Who DOESN'T love that guy's avatar? It's great.
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#27
Quote by smokeysteve22
I LOVE your avatar


someone else had it before him, but i can't remember who. i remember they posted in the same thread, and the other guy got mad at him. it was pretty funny.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#28
I got my dad a 2.99 BBQ grill brush from Kroger. I guess he liked it enough.
The future is no place to place your better days
#29
Didn't get my dad anything too much. I got him a gift card to subway, some coffee crisp and a card where me and my brothers wrote down stuff thanking him for being a great dad and such. The day went pretty good, the first time I spent quality time with my dad and brothers in a while.
#30
Quote by theogonia777
someone else had it before him, but i can't remember who. i remember they posted in the same thread, and the other guy got mad at him. it was pretty funny.

If you can find that thread, I'll be forever in debt.

#31
Quote by due 07
If you can find that thread, I'll be forever in debt.



I was gonna find it for you, so I went through all of his posts, but with each post, I hated him more, so I had to stop before I punched my computer. Sorry
you're a stone fox
#32
I taught my boys Hallmark holidays are for losers.
Everyday is Fathers Day.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#33
MY FATHER IS DEEEEEEEEAAAADDD!!!!!


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#34
So is mine
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#36
Quote by smb
Haven't spoken to him. Hope he had a shitty day.

Yeah, this. Some father he was.

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I taught my boys Hallmark holidays are for losers.
Everyday is Fathers Day.

Happy fathers day, Pit daddy
#37
I bought my dad a huge mother****ing beer glass
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When I think of the perpetual journey through life
When it always feels like autumn
The wind moves slowly to the north
And the flowers die
Rain falls in my dreams

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#38
I was away for the weekend and my dad was away for the week so today was the first time I heard from him since Monday and seen him since the previous friday. I stopped at Meijer to get him a card and stopped by at his house before going to my grandma's (where I am staying for the summer)
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#39
My dad's a lazy, fat **** that sees himself as better than anyone and is always a melodramatic little bitch over the most insignificant things. He hasn't gone to work in forever and spends his days in his dark room eating and jacking off all day. Therefore I ****ing hate him.

I haven't spoken to him in maybe 6 months, and we live in the same house.
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