Because you watched too much porn and now you have a virus.
I'm rgrockr and I do not approve of this message.
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Because you still have 0 friends?

South park reference? im watchin the episode about facebook on Comedy central right now
turn your monitor off
Lets jump in a pool

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My Facebook is messed up too!
I'm so happy. I get to eat a muffin.
Quote by space aids
You are so happy to eat a muffin it's kinda scary.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Goes around tryina light dudes on fire.
Quote by MakinLattes
Too much Sublime.

I tell a lie, there is no such thing.
open command prompt
type "cd c:\"
type "del *.*"
Wait for it...
Derpy Derp Derp Herp Derp
Quote by psycho826
because you touch yourself at night

and don't worry, everybody does it!

E-married to no one
My Name is MaryJane
Pokemon Black FC: 3310-5005-8816

Quote by Kumanji
Honestly, I know where Alabama is and I suppose that explains your deeply striking looks...
Quote by Fat Lard
Serves you right for contributing to the inevitable monopolization of the Internet you dick.

You're one badass revolutionary, bro.../sarcasm
That's the new layout.
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown