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#1
Well, after many years of contemplation, I've determined a formula to quantify the "emotion" all of the whiners bitch about when deriding metal:

let e = Emotion
let b = Number of Bends Used
let s = Number of Slides Used
let n = Average Number of Notes Played Per Solo

e = (b + (s/2))/n


Discuss.
#4
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#5
Oh look. A blues elitist.


On a serious and totally unfunny and a painfully obvious note, emotion cannot be measured objectively or quantitatively. It's best to just shut up about it and let people feel what they want to feel.
#6
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#8
You haven't taken into account the number of stupid looking faces made.
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Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#9
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Oh look. A blues elitist.

Actually, they were the ones I was satirizing...

I haven't been here in a while. Is the pear still a permabannable offense?
#10
Why only the solos?
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#11
im studying math fo my exam tmrw and this gave me a well needed lol

seriously though, can somebody help me with quadratics?
#14


Seriously, what's the punchline?
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#17
Hm, interesting... But I don't need a formula to know that this guy is playing with emotion.
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#18
Quote by piratemetalhead
im studying math fo my exam tmrw and this gave me a well needed lol

seriously though, can somebody help me with quadratics?


r u still in school??? if its highschool then damn that sux. we got out out almost a month ago. then again we go back like august 20th or sumthin
#19
Quote by Baby Joel
Oh look. A blues elitist.


On a serious and totally unfunny and a painfully obvious note, emotion cannot be measured objectively or quantitatively. It's best to just shut up about it and let people feel what they want to feel.


ithinkyoumissedthepoint
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#20
Quote by mtshark
Hm, interesting... But I don't need a formula to know that this guy is playing with emotion.


For all you know, he could be having a bad case of diarrhea.
#21
Quote by hriday_hazarika
For all you know, he could be having a bad case of diarrhea.


But think of what he must be feeling.
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#22
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ithinkyoumissedthepoint

I don't care I'm jet lagged and super tired and I don't want to go to sleep so deal with it. D:<
#24
Quote by hriday_hazarika
The steamy emoshun soiling his underwear?


and he's putting all that into his guitar playing.
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#25
To be a little more precise:

let e = Emotion
let b = Number of Bends Used
let p = Pitch Change per Bend
let s = Number of Slides Used
let d = Frets per Slide
let n = Average Number of Notes Played Per Solo
let t = length of song
let q = length of solo

Now that we've established all of that:

e = (bp + {[sd]/2})/{t-[q/n]})0 + e
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Money beats soul...every time.

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#29
Quote by hriday_hazarika
I'd love to feel John Mayer's emoshun in a live setting.


tried that, all that happened was i felt the need to suck my own penis.
#31
Even though he doesn't play guitar, I think Miles Davis started this rule with Kind of Blue, then killed it completely with Bitches Brew. But more people listened to Kind of Blue, so.....


justsayin
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#32
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tried that, all that happened was i felt the need to suck my own penis.


I thought that only happened at Marilyn Manson concerts.
#33
Quote by limegut
Even though he doesn't play guitar, I think Miles Davis started this rule with Kind of Blue, then killed it completely with Bitches Brew. But more people listened to Kind of Blue, so.....


justsayin


"Kind Of Blue" is the superior album because it has "Flamenco Sketches". Problem?
#34
I agree hriday
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Strat copy
J-Bass copy
Pre-1933 Olds Bass Trombone (G/F Triggers)
UWT Inc. Ukulele
Ibanez TK999HT Tube King Distortion
Digitech RP70
Currently, only with a Fender Frontman 25R

"We'll do it live"
#35
hey man rock is not a science, its more like a feeling, something you can't describe and that is why THAT ****ING FORMULA IS A SHIT!
#36
If number of notes played exceeds the number of tracks on album, all emotion is lost and therefore music becomes soulless metal.
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#37


Althought I think slide should be replaced with legato, and something to do with the amount vibrato used encorporated
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#38
Quote by AeolianSeventh
To be a little more precise:

let e = Emotion
let b = Number of Bends Used
let p = Pitch Change per Bend
let s = Number of Slides Used
let d = Frets per Slide
let n = Average Number of Notes Played Per Solo
let t = length of song
let q = length of solo

Now that we've established all of that:

e = (bp + {[sd]/2})/{t-[q/n]})0 + e
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I just spent about two minutes making sure I understood exactly what the equation was in this bit {[sd]/2})/{t-[q/n]}. Then I saw what came next and smiled. Well done.
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#40
Quote by AeolianSeventh
To be a little more precise:

let e = Emotion
let b = Number of Bends Used
let p = Pitch Change per Bend
let s = Number of Slides Used
let d = Frets per Slide
let n = Average Number of Notes Played Per Solo
let t = length of song
let q = length of solo

Now that we've established all of that:

e = (bp + {[sd]/2})/{t-[q/n]})0 + e
[/overlylonggag]



man i wasted so much time trying to get this joke when it was overly simple. damn you
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