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#161
Quote by Fat Lard
I am the best at hockey, soccer, and round field.



I take it you misspelled lard?


I was like David Beckham up in that.


I dunno any good goalies but when we started hockey, I was pretty good.

Those were a non wasted 2 hours
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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#162
This was Team Red the whole time:




damn, this shit gets addictive. I should take a break
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If you want to be good you gotta git gud
#165
Caffeinated was a like a offensive lineman to my linebacker. He just threw himself in front of me every chance he got so I couldn't go near the ball.



But it didn't stop me
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
Last edited by GODhimself37 at Jun 21, 2011,
#166
Quote by Thrashtastic15
I was all


bitch




Somebody make a room, I'm down to get legend status in this bitch. (im too laggy to host)
Quote by risingforce1
If you want to be good you gotta git gud
#167
Quote by GODhimself37
Caffeinated was a like a defensive lineman to my linebacker.

um you do realise thats the same team..right
#169
Quote by Thrashtastic15
um you do realise thats the same team..right



dunno what you are talking about.


Let's put it this way. He REALLY wanted to touch my junk, and every now and then I allowed it.
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


Computer Science major! Apple enthusiast!
I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#172
Wow. I've played this shit since 5:30... Just remembered why I stopped playing video games...
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If you want to be good you gotta git gud
#173
The best thing is you end up shouting stuff like:

PASS THE ****ING BALL DUFFMAN

DUFFMAN!!!!!

DUFFMAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!
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#174
anyone wanna make a room?
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
manual blinking activated
#178
Quote by Greenie_777
I've made a room same details as in original post.


somehow I can't join it.

I've stopped playing for now, because I was sucking major balls. Every time I touched the ball the opponents scored....
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
manual blinking activated
#180
I'll create a room. Killing time at work now, so I can play a game or two I suppose.


UGFTW will be the room name. UG1 will be the pass.
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Umm. . .uh. . .your mom touched sjones' dick. YOUR MOM TOUCHED OUR GUITARISTS GENITALS IN A CAMPER AT A BIKER FESTIVAL! truth.
#182
Hosts should state what country they're in to make it easier to find it.
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#183
The room I've created is in America. (UGFTW, pass- UG1)
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Umm. . .uh. . .your mom touched sjones' dick. YOUR MOM TOUCHED OUR GUITARISTS GENITALS IN A CAMPER AT A BIKER FESTIVAL! truth.
#184
Dwellers of the gorge, I have an idea!

How about we organise a 2 on 2 or 3 on 3 tournament just for UG? Just make some teams and we can try to schedule some games. Some playoff style best out of ... system perhaps?
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
manual blinking activated
#186
Quote by Anthony1991
The best thing is you end up shouting stuff like:

PASS THE ****ING BALL DUFFMAN

DUFFMAN!!!!!

DUFFMAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!

ITS THE LAG!!!!!

ITS THE MOTHER ****ING LAG!!!

LLLLALAAAAAAGGGGg!g!tfwerkliqyequyQ!£!
#187
Quote by Will-kun
Dwellers of the gorge, I have an idea!

How about we organise a 2 on 2 or 3 on 3 tournament just for UG? Just make some teams and we can try to schedule some games. Some playoff style best out of ... system perhaps?

That sounds like too much hard work for me, but feel free to organise it yourself, I'm in


I'm making a room biatches. Region is UK and it will probably lag, since it usually always lags no matter who hosts.


Room is up, get in here nao
Last edited by Duffman123 at Jun 21, 2011,
#190
And the password is UG1? Unable to connect to UGFTMFW or whatever it was.
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#192
Quote by Duffman123
ITS THE LAG!!!!!

ITS THE MOTHER ****ING LAG!!!

LLLLALAAAAAAGGGGg!g!tfwerkliqyequyQ!£!


Hahaha, ****ing awesome game, cheers for posting
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This man has brains.

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#195
Uri Y U No In Tfm
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#197
This was fun except I always lose and lag too hard to play properly
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


Quote by Cb4rabid
Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#199
reduce lag, I'll stay
Quote by UraniYum
Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


Quote by Cb4rabid
Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#200
5 goals in one game, I am the Messi of Haxball.
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Please, call me Joe.