#1
so i am at my brothers prom party and my dad think i look like a 80's porn star. i want to think up of some awsome pick up line and tell my brother. it sucks because i cant. the next day i hear i an amazing pick up line wishing that i used it. ("you must be good at making sandwichs because you giving me a footlong")

can you guys think up of the best pick up lines. please write them down here.

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#3
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either this, or else "hi, i'm _____."
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#6
I usually go with something along the lines of





En realidad -

"Hey, how's it going? I'm ______."

That usually starts it off nicely.
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#8
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i want to think up of some awsome pick up line and tell my brother




#9
Did you fall from heaven?
Because that fall took a toll on your face.

Then you run away giggling whilst she becomes lustful of your mystical charms.
#11
Hey honey - did you fall from heaven?
Because you look like an old bearded man.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#13
Do you work at the post office? Because I think you're checking out my package.
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#14
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Hey wanna search the bar?


That one has to be the most clever one I've seen in a while.
#15
'Let's not turn this rape into a murder.'

'You would make the prettiest rape victim.'
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#16
Hey, I think I lost my number. This is annoying because this phone is new and I need to tell people how to contact me. Well, it was good to have someone to talk to about it. Goodbye.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#17
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Hey, I think I lost my number. This is annoying because this phone is new and I need to tell people how to contact me. Well, it was good to have someone to talk to about it. Goodbye.



Winner. Winner of the big show. Forty doubloons to this man, post haste!
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And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#18
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'Let's not turn this rape into a murder.'

'You would make the prettiest rape victim.'


Stop stealing my pickup lines.
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#19
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Stop stealing my pickup lines.


i thought yours was "hey there little kid, i got candy in my van?"
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#22
Why can't I hold all these limes?
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Why can't hold lime all these I's?
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Do you work at the post office? Because I think you're checking out my package.




hey are those fire-proof pants? i bet they're not 'insert you name' proof.
#27
Driving and my dick.... they're both hard for you.
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#36
If she's a blonde:

Is blond your natural color, or do I have to use a more intelligent pickup line?

Screw google, you're what I'm searching for.
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#37
What do you call a wealthy man with a big penis?
girl answers: dunno?
.... Nope, my name is ______