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#1


http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b248227_green_mile_actor_51_marries_16-year-old.html

girl is 16(doesnt look it at all). guy is 51.


discuss


Personally I see nothing wrong with it.
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#3
I really couldn't give a shit.

Does this really need its own thread?
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#4
are you sure the ages aren't the other way around?
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#5
your jealous...don't lie
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#6
She's hot.
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#7
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are you sure the ages aren't the other way around?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Hutchison

this is the guy
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#8
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#9
Uh... good for them? I don't see what's thread-worthy about this.

Don't you have some friends to molest?
#11
I could quite happily believe they're the same age. Seriously, the guy looks a lot younger than 51, and the girl looks a lot older than 16. I honestly didn't know which way around the ages were until I read the rest of your post.

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#12
I want to high five this man.
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#15
no way is she only 16
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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#18
Reminds me of how in Crime and Punishment Svidrigailov gets engaged to a fifteen year old girl. Yupyup.
#20
you can tell by the expression on his face, he's like "these titties are alllllll mine!"
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#21
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This.
#23
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She's not 16. No way.


I know it's crazy, if someone said she was in her 30s I'd believe them.
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#24
She's not 16.


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#26
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are you sure the ages aren't the other way around?
I was just thinking that...

And I find this disturbing.
#27
This grandpa is one inspiring bro. You're never too old for high school chicks!
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#28
Oh shit... I remember him from 'The Green Mile'...
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Now, isn't it a shame?
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#29
at first i thought she wwas the one who was 51, thats not to say she's not hot, she's hella hot in an old lady way, and that's not to say she's not hot in general, she's way hotter than most girls her age for sure, damn.
#31
I ****ing hated his character in The Green Mile
What a long strange trip it's been

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#33
damn shes hot!
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#34
this is what 16 year olds look like these days???



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#37
Seriously 16? Looks so much older, Thats facked.

I don't approve of 51 and 16 but who am i judge? Fair play
#38
Oh my god, I've just realised who he is. I absolutely hated his character in the Green Mile
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#39
Married before the age of consent (assuming they're in the states) - that'll be a fun wedding night then.
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