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#1
Does anyone else do it?

Even if I'm the only person who was on it before I'd still wipe it, it's so weird I don't know why I do it.

Does anyone else do it with me?
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#2
No, I do not, and never will, do it with you.
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#4
Yes, the toilet always seems to be covered in pubes.
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#6
Assuming you're talking about the toilet, yes I do. Especially in my house. I sometimes piss on the seat cause i'm too lazy to lift it.
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#7
I do and then I stuff a bit of rolled up bog roll between my **** and toilet to stop them touching!
#9
Nope. Don't even care if someone diarrhea'd all over it. I sit down and take a shit like a man.
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I do and then I stuff a bit of rolled up bog roll between my **** and toilet to stop them touching!


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#12
Oh god strong pussys ITT. gtf over it guys there is no need to wipe toilet seats.
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Oh god strong pussys ITT. gtfo over it guys there is no need to wipe toilet seats.


You're right, I just kick the toilet seats and the germs get intimidated and give me money because I'm big and black.
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Oh god strong pussys ITT. gtf over it guys there is no need to wipe toilet seats.

Yeah, we should beat toilet seats so they'll learn to shut up.
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Yes, the toilet always seems to be covered in pubes.



I tend to lay paper down so its nice and softtt.
#18
Yeah I have a habit of doing it. Actually I think that it might be an OCD thing.

If I don't wipe it off before hand, my butt just feels all icky.
#19
I've gotten into the habit of doing this as of late, it provides me with an enormous feeling of security and well-being.
#20
I only use my bathroom and I don't use public bathrooms...so there is no need to clean before I use.
However, i do wipe it down AFTER I take a piss, in case there was a little splash here and there.
#21
I go to college. By 16 years of age, you would think most students could go to the toilet without pissing all over the seat. So, yes, I wipe.
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#22
I don't usually wipe unless I see its wet...
I do sometimes put a sheet or 2 of toilet paper in the water to prevent splash back, though.
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#23
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Only if I can see piss or pubes on it.


This, but that turns out to be every single freaking time I use the restroom at my work. Sometimes there's even gravelly shit residue in and around the rim. I am not letting that contact my priceless flesh.
#24
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Only if I can see piss or pubes on it.

Just because you can't see it doesn't mean they aren't there, they can be very small.
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#25
Why does every single of your thread concern bathrooms, poop and taking a dumb? Is it your age or are you seriously sexually aroused by feces in some way?
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Why does every single of your thread concern bathrooms, poop and taking a dumb? Is it your age or are you seriously sexually aroused by feces in some way?

Both.
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#28
If there's something on it, aye.


But guys, I don't understand why wiping paper by hand all round the toilet seat is cleaner than just letting your arse touch it? I'd rather keep my hands clean and my arse mucky than vice versa.
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If there's something on it, aye.


But guys, I don't understand why wiping paper by hand all round the toilet seat is cleaner than just letting your arse touch it? I'd rather keep my hands clean and my arse mucky than vice versa.


I don't know why you would then turn the paper and dig in the things you've cleaned with your hands afterwards. You can also wash your hands quite easily.
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If there's something on it, aye.


But guys, I don't understand why wiping paper by hand all round the toilet seat is cleaner than just letting your arse touch it? I'd rather keep my hands clean and my arse mucky than vice versa.

The paper touches the seat not my hand.
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#32
only in public toilets, but I try to not dump never on public toilets, in real emergencies I have done it like 3 times in my whole life.
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#33
I do that. I've learnt that my bro can't aim.

And funny, I've been wonderin' if anyone else does that too. :P
#34
You're just pulling thread ideas from your ass now...
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#35
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You're just pulling thread ideas from your ass now...

Pun?
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#36
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Just because you can't see it doesn't mean they aren't there, they can be very small.


That's what she said.
#37
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I go to college. By 16 years of age, you would think most students could go to the toilet without pissing all over the seat. So, yes, I wipe.


or poop on the floor. seems to be a running gag here.
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Pun?


An attempt....
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#40
I do every time, even if it's in my own house and I know I'm the last one who has used the toilet. Just habit now I guess.
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