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you are sitting on your computer right now wearing nothing. You have to use the closest thing that is near to you and wear that for the time being (for example, if it's a pillow, you can get a piece of string and tie it around you, that is allowed). But it has to be reasonable and it has to work (basically in this situation you would have to use your imagination), even if it's somebody elses stuff, it doesn't matter. What are you now wearing? . Remember it has to be the closest thing to you.
This will start a RIOT! in me
I have clothes on me, you're wrong Nostradamus.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
I literally am sitting here right now in my pants wearing a stupid hat.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
I'm wearing my cover now.
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You should click on those, I think.

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Why do we need to grab the nearest thing and attempt to wear it? I'm assuming we're mostly in our homes...why not sit around naked?
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A sock.

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That seals it. You are now my favorite '11er.
Half empty bottle of Dr. Pepper. Bitches gonna love my dick's authentic blend of 23 flavours.
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A filing cabinet.
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
Quote by Paramore. are sitting on your computer right now wearing nothing...


OT: Woooo, I'm wearing my library card. Dick-size jokes aside, that's really not going to cover anything.
an old blanket or alternatively my guitar
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Wouldn't the closest thing to you be whatever it is you're sitting on? Because if not, then I can wear swim shorts which are currently draped over the arm of this chair.
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How comes I wasn'ts inviteds to the lamps meetings?
My guitar.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.

Listening to: The Allman Brothers Band

Would a mermaid-human hybrid look like a mermaid, or a human?
Bottle of orange lucozade. So I guess I'd have to pop that on, then get excited (and stay as such). I'd get excited first, but then it wouldn't.... attach. >_>

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There is a small mailbox here.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

closest thing next to me, are sofa cushions, I suppose I can take off the cushion covers and try to make some kind of shorts/nappy arrangement, hmmmmmmm :?
This thread has made me wonder how much of my dick I can stuff in a shot glass (the nearest thing to me). For my ego's sake, I'm hoping it's nowhere near all.
I'm on my bed, so there's a pillow and a fitted sheet that I'm in contact with right now. I could wear either if I needed to, but since I'm in my room, I'll just stay naked.
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I'm just a hedonist without happiness
The blanket I was already wearing
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My computer.

This thread makes me wonder where you guys sit, if the closest thing to you isn't your computer.
I'm on my laptop anyway, which is protecting my dignity. Other than that, I guess bedsheets or xbox game cases
I have a jacket, a phone, and a water bottle. I think I want to use the jacket as a scarf, the water bottle as a hat, and my phone as an eye patch.

Yes. I imagine I would look..awesome.

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