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#3
Wow. I didnt know anyone that old was in the pit.

Here - now you can look forward to an afterlife as well!


Time on earth is like butterscotch; you really want more, even though it will probably just make you ill.



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#5
I thought you were more like 60 <_<
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#6
*waits for Jackal to come in and reminisce about the good old days of being 45*
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#8
I got you this kickass painting. I don't know who painted it but they are pretty fucking good.


#9
You say 'bring it on', like you're gonna party or something.

Slow down there, old man


Here, I got you a present

#10
^ My dad uses one of those, and he's only 43.

He's also disabled. JERK.

lolocaustjk.

Happy birthday. Tell people you're a senior citizen with Alzheimer's and that you would swear you're only 45.
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There's a guy named, I shit you not, Hunter Goldhammer. I have never met him, I only heard his name over the PA, but I assume he's a dwarf paladin.

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I'm like the real life version of the socially awkward penguin.
#11
LOL u old

Have a good one man
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


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#13
Happy birthday!
45?
Well then...
You might hate me for this gift, but I say it maybe worth it.



Let the old times roll!
#15
I got you a blank canvas


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I remember Das_Skittles made me rage hard.

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I can't stand Das_Skittles everything he says makes me mad.

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Skittles is the shit you cuntles. Slob on his knob.

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#16
BACK THE FUCK UP




OH SHIT BRO YOU SEE THAT SHIT?


THAT'S A GODDAMN HAMBURGER BED MOTHERFUCKER


IS YOUR BED A HAMBURGER?

FUCK NO!


FUCKING TOMATO AS A PILLOW MOTHERFUCKER

IS YOUR PILLOW A TOMATO?

FUCK NO IT'S NOT


GODDAMN ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT? LETTUCE AS BLANKET BRO?


ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?


THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE


YOU SEE THAT CHEESE YOU OLD ASS NIGGA? YOU SEE THAT SHIT?


SERTA MEMORY FOAM AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER


YOU WANT THIS BED MOTHERFUCKER?


YOU WANT THIS GODDAMN HAMBURGER BED??


DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP


IN. A. FUCKING.



HAMBURGER?!??




FUCK YES YOU DO



TLDR: I got you a hamburger bed.
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#20
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*a load of shit*

I bet TS wasnt this much of a shit back in the day (1941) >.>
#21
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Happy birthday, Slack! I got you my dream car.



Nice Caddie, and such a better colour that those horrible pink ones that I keep seeing.
#24
Happy Birthday
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#27
Happy Birthday pal!



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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#32
Happy birthday you old fart.
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#33
Quote by N_J_B_B
Happy birthday you old fart.


That's the exact term my wife used first thing this morning, although, my hearing's going a bit now, she may have said "Happy birthday sweetheart.... but knowing her, it's probably more likely that she called me an old fart.
#34
Quote by SlackerBabbath
That's the exact term my wife used first thing this morning, although, my hearing's going a bit now, she may have said "Happy birthday sweetheart.... but knowing her, it's probably more likely that she called me an old fart.

Great minds think alike I think she's a keeper.
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#36
It's strange to realise that you are about as old as my parents..

I'd rather look at you as the ageless all-knowing deity that you secretely are.

Congratulations man !
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#38
Wow, you have young parents. Mine are older than both Slacker and Jackal.
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#39
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Happy birthday!
45?
Well then...
You might hate me for this gift, but I say it maybe worth it.



Let the old times roll!

This post makes me sad. Literally, that's horrible. The thought of elderly people having to wear nappies... It's like life starts itself again.
#40
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
This post makes me sad. Literally, that's horrible. The thought of elderly people having to wear nappies... It's like life starts itself again.


It's not all bad, also like babies, old people can get away with all sorts of things that other people put down to dementia.
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