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#1
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY!

It's the 22nd in niniland (Singapore) so here you go! >_>

You always get hungry, so I got you something good to eat:


And to wash it down:



...It wouldn't be a proper thread without a bit of added trolling, so here you go, nerd >_>



Happy Birthday!
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#3
Happy birthday!

I got you a hug


Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#8
Happy birthday guitarxo! Have a dolphin!

Schecter C-1 Elite-->BOSS ME-20-->B-52 AT100 2x12

Quote by laid-to-waste
Extremely attractive woman.
extremely attractive
oh baby
EDIT: you're a guy. shit.
...an extremely attractive guy.
extremely attractive
oh baby


E-Paramour of Andrea55
#9
Happy burfday!
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#11
Happy Birthday!

I got you these:



A giant custard cream with a cup of tea.



A cuddly toy frog.



1 of my two Paramore gig tickets (although, this is just a stock picture. It's really a gig for your living room...) although, I am coming to watch them too. In your living room. If you don't I'll keep both

Just because you can never have enough Paramore ( I don't even know if you like them... but you better ), I got you a Paramore picture that you can save and print out and stick on your wall:





Some pink socks

And lastly...



A real kitten delivered to you in its' own bag.
This will start a RIOT! in me
Last edited by Paramore. at Jun 21, 2011,
#13
happy birthday!

i got you a fuzzy nugget

Quote by -Collapse-
Oh, hello mister tracer! Lets dance!
Quote by CodySG
And we all poop in the sandwiches!


New Drug Chat, Eh? CLICK HERE


pass: misterhoffman
#14
happy birthday! i got you a python!
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#15
Happy Birthday. I got you a celebrity stripper.



You can see him undressing you with his eyes, and he wants you to do the same. But with your hands
WARNING: Signature may not be handwritten
#16
Thanks for the thread and the food Aug! And the trolling too I guess >_>

I love you guys and my presents thank you so much :3
cat
#17
YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HIGH FIVE RAPE

And I got you....


A FIRE CAT:
^^ Hahah, I'm just kidding.. or am I?


Don't click this.
#18
Quote by Paramore

Just because you can never have enough Paramore ( I don't even know if you like them... but you better ), I got you a Paramore picture that you can save and print out and stick on your wall:




Tsk, typical Paramore fan. Says Paramore and posts a picture of Hayley. You bastard.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#22
Happy birthday!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#24
Happy birthday, guitarxo!



I got you a mother****ing CHARIZARD!
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#25
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I got you..


Puppies!


and because I know how much you love them.....
Quote by Carmel
Lucky I'm a girl and I don't give a damn.

Quote by darkwolf291

I've seen her kill a man with a spork and a rubber band
No one is safe from the wrath of Batgirl!
#26
Quote by BeefWellington
Happy birthday, guitarxo!



I got you a mother****ing CHARIZARD!

I got you a mother****ing SEAKING!
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#28
I know I already got you cake but here's a bunch of baby pandas playing.

Again, happy birthday

Quote by the_white_bunny
your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#30
Happy birthday! ^^
Quote by shredbeyndshred
thanx man you rule hong siah

Quote by Scourge
thanks, Hong Siah... now im gonna have nightmares about my balls being ripped apart while in mid fall from a building window.

#47 member of Alter Bridge Rocks club
#40 member of The Linkin Park Rocks Club
#31
bappy thirdhay
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#34
Happy Birthday!

I got you a
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
Quote by Zombee
Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#35
Happy birthday!

I got you an 80s movie quote!
Lame gift I know, but I've always wanted to say the following in a humorous way...

Smoke up, Johnny!
#36
Quote by BladeSlinger
I got you a mother****ing SEAKING!
*Seaking*

I got you a ******fucking PIKACHAD!

Also, a ton of weed.


(I made the Pikachad, i'm dead proud )
#37
I got you a free cat
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#38
No idea who you are, but from this thread i think you're a girl so i give you...

Lamborghini high heels!

Happy Birthday!
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