Poll: Whats the best way to deal with my 15 year old brat brother.
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View poll results: Whats the best way to deal with my 15 year old brat brother.
Throw him down a flight of stairs.
45 17%
Knock the little jerk out.
105 39%
Chop his fingers off, that'll teach him.
51 19%
?????. Profit?
67 25%
Voters: 268.
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#1
Should I throw him down the stairs or knock him the hell out?

My little brother has been on a hot streak lately for doing dumb shit. He is starting drugs and alcohol and is only 15. The kid never comes home when he is supposed to and never answers his phone to let us know whats going on with him. The lack of communication is one thing, but the fact that he hangs out with the same people that got my other little brother thrown in juvi is scary.

Today I just woke up to find him digging through my little jar of money. He took all the quarters which added up to $3-$5. It's not a lot but I really do not tolerate stealing. Especially doing right behind my back when Im sleeping.

This little jerk off needs to be taught a lesson before he ends up in jail like our other brother. What should I do with him?
#2
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#4
Punch him in the face. He needs to learn a lesson, and as awful as it is, I doubt a lecture will help at all.
#6
Confront him with it first and see how he reacts. If that doesn't work, give him a quick one across the face. Nothing to hurt him bad, just to get his attention.
Then tell him if you ever catch him stealing like a thief again for some stupid reason, you're going to beat his ass like a thief.
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#8
Talk to him. He's clearly got problems, he could definitely do with an understanding ear.
#9
Quote by Dje123
A lecture won't help. Kick his ass.

i'd say do both. approach him and let him know you caught him stealing, let him know that you won't tolerate it and now you're going to hand his ass to him. proceed to beat him just short of an emergency room visit.
#11
Actually I changed my mind. Call the police. He's your brother, you need to do what's best for him, even if he doesn't know it yet. If he's doing drugs and stealing money at 15, that's a dangerous pattern to be starting so young. He needs something bad to happen to kick his ass out of it.
#12
Dude, I read literally 2 lines of your post to know enough to say that: Put a stop to it now. Or there's a chance he ****s up and goes nowhere in life. Do you want that to happen knowing that you could have done something to prevent it? Talk to him, and let your parents know the deal.
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#13
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i'd say do both. approach him and let him know you caught him stealing, let him know that you won't tolerate it and now you're going to hand his ass to him. proceed to beat him just short of an emergency room visit.
Yeah, that works. It's just an "anti-drug" speech definitely won't work. It very very very rarely does, especially if he's hanging out with a bad crew.
So yeah, tell him you caught him stealing.
You're his older brother, you're the boss, he's the pussy, and you rule the pussy.
#14
Put all the quarters he tried to steal from you in a sock and hit him in the balls with it.
#15
I got my first B&E when I was 14, and got addicted to heroin slightly earlier. The reason I quit was when every one of my friends died from ODs.

Do you have any friends, or even your other little brother, who can show him the results of living that way?
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#16
The lifestyle he's getting into is going to make him **** up highschool. If he ****s up highschool he's critically screwed over his ability to go somewhere in life.
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#17
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Put all the quarters he tried to steal from you in a sock and hit him in the balls with it.


LOL
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#19
Quote by Dje123
Yeah, that works. It's just an "anti-drug" speech definitely won't work. It very very very rarely does, especially if he's hanging out with a bad crew.
So yeah, tell him you caught him stealing.
You're his older brother, you're the boss, he's the pussy, and you rule the pussy.

+1

you can't cut the beating shy either, you gotta **** him up good.
#21
Aww I can't believe I'm the only one who voted "Chop his fingers off" when posting, it's the only humane thing to do!
#22
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I got my first B&E when I was 14, and got addicted to heroin slightly earlier. The reason I quit was when every one of my friends died from ODs.

Do you have any friends, or even your other little brother, who can show him the results of living that way?

Good advice. Sometimes the only thing that'll do any good is a glimpse at the end of the road.
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#23
why is there a, random comma in the, thread title?

the best solution is to tell your parents and then they will maliciously beat punish him.
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#24
piss in his coke
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#25
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Good advice. Sometimes the only thing that'll do any good is a glimpse at the end of the road.
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I should have added a little to that. A complete headcase, called Pisshead Ben, saw me going the same way he went. Sat me down, got me a beer, and explained how badly his life had turned out. He showed me the destructive nature of my behaviour, and the effect it had on my family. I learnt a hell of a lot from him.

I heard he died recently, drunk. Only 28.
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#26
LoL at what Chimara said, sounds like a great idea.

But in all seriousness. Talk to him and tell him in an angry way he is ****ing up his life and stuff, hit him a little, not too hard since you dont want him to feel anger against you for hitting him but just enough so he knows you rule, tell him about what drugs do and how ****ed up things get, tell him those people got your brother in jail and if you see him with them again youll **** him up, VERY IMPORTANT, tell him you only do this because you care for him and love him, that you only want to do whats best for him, if you can take him to people that are addicted to drugs or something similar so he sees the ****ed upness of that.

If he actually listens, pay close attention to him so when the other guys go looking for him to go out or something you can be there so he won´t fall again and go with them, make him trust you so you can protect him if you only go rambling and stuff he wont listen to you.

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#27
Take his drugs and sell them.

You've got your money back, your bro isn't taking drugs.
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#29
Are you his legal guardian? If yes, then start punishing him. But don't go beating the shit out of him; unfortunately, that's child abuse. If no, then you can't do shit. Why? Cuz it's your parents/legal guardian's job to do that. Go ahead & tell them about it, and then let them do the punishing.
#30
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#31
If it were my little brother, I'd shout in his face until he cried about stealing your money.
Then you need to finish with a cool ass finish that'll make him think twice.

Remember, in his face until he cries.
Shouting I mean.

then record it and threaten to facebook it.
#32
I have a younger brother too, and actually, he is 15 just like your's. Lucky for me, my brother is way too afraid of me to steal from me. With that said, I would normally say just beat the shit out of him and laugh at him while he cries, but that doesn't teach him right or wrong, it just teaches him that he will get hurt if he steals. Tell him what he has done is wrong, and tell him that you might have given him money if he had asked you. If all else fails, I like the sock idea haha!
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#35
steal all his stuff from him until he gets the point and then explain why stealing is wrong.
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#36
One good solid punch. Make him understand you're the alpha male in the house and that he's just some random shit-hurtling chimp.

Believe me I'm an older brother too.
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#37
Don't let him in into your house for a few days.

Or call the police and let him go into colony for underaged for a few months, that'll teach him, don't be a pussy
#39
Whoop his ass old style.

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#40
The pole is a rage pole. I really thought of knocking him out or throwing him down the stairs. Chopping his fingers off is what I think about anybody that steels. The last option is because I didn't realize I had 4 options to fill out so I made that choice.

Im probably gonna give him a good one to the eye and a few shots to the ribs. Yes I will be yelling at him. Lucky for him though he left the house before I could get out of bed. He better just hope Mom comes home before I get to him. She'll protect his ass from a beating. That's a perk of being the baby brother and I hate it.
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