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Hey US brahs,

I'm coming to your glorious country later in the year. i'm going to NYC, Washington DC, Miami, LA and Vegas.

Help me plan what to do in each place, I'll list what I have so far, I'm sure you'll pick up the theme.

NYC - Get mugged.

DC - Kill a prostitue or take a bribe to push unpopular legislation on tree logging through congress.

Miami - Partcipate in a coke deal, maybe sneak in some immigrants.

LA - Get beaten by police officers and incite a riot, go to compton and then get straight out of it

Las Vegas - Bury a body in the desert, blow up Robert DeNeiro's car, drive by with mexican gangbangers.

What elese should I do Pit?
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Rape and pillage all those places.
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Hey US brahs,

I'm coming to your glorious country later in the year. i'm going to NYC, Washington DC, Miami, LA and Vegas.

Help me plan what to do in each place, I'll list what I have so far, I'm sure you'll pick up the theme.

NYC - Get mugged.

DC - Kill a prostitue or take a bribe to push unpopular legislation on tree logging through congress.

Miami - Partcipate in a coke deal, maybe sneak in some immigrants.

LA - Get beaten by police officers and incite a riot, go to compton and then get straight out of it

Las Vegas - Bury a body in the desert, blow up Robert DeNeiro's car, drive by with mexican gangbangers.

What elese should I do Pit?

Pfft, that's amatuer stuff in america. . .
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Don't forget to get a gun license and purchase a stupidly huge hand-gun. 'Cause if you ain't randomly shooting a six-shooter into the air, then you ain't actin' like a 'Merican!!
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Worst places to go. Go hiking the Appalachians, visit Salt Lake City, visit the Rockies, check out Portland and Seattle.
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honestly i would visit America souly for new york pizza. does new york do over seas deliveries?
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Sensitive much?

I'm not trolling, I'm actually going to America. I just thought it would be funny to have a thread where people suggested negative anti-holiday things based on stereotypes of the place.
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Come to Philly for the crack


you probably won't get that joke since you are not from around here
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Salt Lake City!?


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Also, Boulder, Colorado. That is pretty much the only place in the US that I want to go to that I have not gone to.

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Come to Philly for the crack


you probably won't get that joke since you are not from around here


Liberty Bell. Next.
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I meant TS since you know... he's not from America
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I meant TS since you know... he's not from America


I did get it though ha ha. I quite enjoy American history, I'm really looking forward to checking out your museums.
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NYC = gotham pizza on 87th and 1st ave. also, dont walk like a tourist. i.e. staring at the sky and walking slowly. yummy suchi is also really good, its around their too. uhh the MoMa is legit, so is the Met. and the museum of natural history. bronx zoo is cool too. central park. pretty much all of 2nd ave on the east side is excellent bars and restaurants. max brenners near union square is fun haha the list goes on..and you wont get mugged as long as you dont act like a sh*t for brains tourist. i take that back...you will get mugged. ZING! AMERICA F*CK YEHHHHHH
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I'm in Manhattan right now and I've lived in NYC my whole entire longer-than-the-average-UGer life. You want muggings? I can send you to those places. You say you want museums? I can send you there too (definitely go to The Met). I can also send you to parts of Bklyn where you'd think you really were Israel's son. Just name it.
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I'm in Manhattan right now and I've lived in NYC my whole entire longer-than-the-average-UGer life. You want muggings? I can send you to those places. You say you want museums? I can send you there too (definitely go to The Met). I can also send you to parts of Bklyn where you'd think you really were Israel's son. Just name it.



lol is that a reference to the very hacidic jew part of brooklyn?
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Rape and pillage all those places.


Leave it to Skyler to suggest rape and pillage.
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in america its customary to squeeze the ass of the other person during salutations. sometimes this is awkward at stores because youll have to walk behind the counter or lean over it to squeeze the cashier's ass, but its considered incredibly rude if you dont do it.
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lol is that a reference to the very hacidic jew part of brooklyn?

Yup. Williamsburg or Borough Park really, take your pick. Or Crown Heights if you want Lubuvitcher.
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Hey US brahs,

I'm coming to your glorious country later in the year. i'm going to NYC, Washington DC, Miami, LA and Vegas.

Help me plan what to do in each place, I'll list what I have so far, I'm sure you'll pick up the theme.

Compton - Get mugged.

Detroit - Kill a prostitue or take a bribe to push unpopular legislation on tree logging through congress.

Miami - Partcipate in a coke deal, maybe sneak in some immigrants.

LA - Get beaten by police officers and incite a riot, go to compton and then get straight out of it

Las Vegas - Bury a body in the desert, blow up Robert DeNeiro's car, drive by with mexican gangbangers, join a wolfpack.

Memphis - Get murdered

New Orleans - Get shitfaced on handgrenades on Burbon St., then punch a cross dressing hooker

What elese should I do Pit?


Fixed some things in your post.
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Yup. Williamsburg or Borough Park really, take your pick. Or Crown Heights if you want Lubuvitcher.


lol i was thinking crown heights...

so how about that 2nd ave construction...
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