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...and I am going to come back with a weapon. What should I come back with? I want the baddest, manliest weapon available to make up for my insecurities as a male and then some. A flail with an unnecessarily large ball-end? A giant mace/morning star? An early Scottish Claymore? The classic longsword? Doesn't have to be historically accurate, just typically sold at a Renaissance fair.

EDIT: Also has to be able to kill dragons
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Condoms, for all the copious amounts of pussy with which you will be inevitably bombarded from this moment onward.
#3
See sig...
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#4
Mutton shank.
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Get a bow.
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That is a really good sig when it is completely removed from context.

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Get a huge claymore, a classy longsword, and awesome longbow, a good shield, a triple-headed flail and a cloak.
#11
En realidad, the only real answer to "what should I bring back from a renaissance fair" is halberd.
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17 pounder anti-tank gun, commonly used in the middle ages i believe
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#18
That shit is expensive man.
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17 pounder anti-tank gun, commonly used in the middle ages i believe


Why not go for a 25-pounder. Arty the hell out of anyone you don't like.
#21
Bow and arrow or claymore.
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#22

Get a ballista.

Seriously, I'm seconding halberd and/or longbow. Bows are expensive at those places, though, I ended up just ordering on off the internet for about a quarter of the price.
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Somehow I thought you were talking about this:





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#25
Dude get a Tank...
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Bow and arrow. Takes skill to be good at archery.
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#27
Get an axe to flaunt your barbaric nature and complete disregard for combative versatility
#30
Scottish broad swords are good, or a 7 foot long katana if you have long white hair.


Screw it, theres a missile and a tank in a reclamation yard in Glastonbury up for sale, go get them!
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or a 7 foot long katana if you have long white hair.


Sorry Sephiroth is pretty gay. He didn't even kill Aeris.
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Sorry Sephiroth is pretty gay. He didn't even kill Aeris.


Is okay, I think the same.
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Is okay, I think the same.


I just find it funny on how he's supposed to be the biggest badass according to fanboys and excluding flashbacks, the only thing Sephiroth does in the entire game is hang out in the Northern Crater.

Sounds lame to me.
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I just find it funny on how he's supposed to be the biggest badass according to fanboys and excluding flashbacks, the only thing Sephiroth does in the entire game is hang out in the Northern Crater.

Sounds lame to me.


He does survive by sucking the juice from Jenova's head inbetween crisis core and ffvii from some therioes I've heard
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He does survive by sucking the juice from Jenova's head inbetween crisis core and ffvii from some therioes I've heard


I've never played Crisis Core, need PSP
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#36
Flail all the way. Or a mace.

Claymores are so mainstream.
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#38
Buster blade. Or machine gun.
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