#1
So, my gf will be having a birthday in a couple of weeks, and since Mars Delight is her favourite candy of all time, I need to get her some.

Problem is, there appears to be an overall shortage of it in the whole of Europe, as far as I can tell. Such a shortage that I haven't seen it for about two years. My question is, can anyone tell me of any place where I could buy it online, with international shipping (Amazon is kind of a bitch when it comes to food), or if anyone could buy this stuff for me and then ship it to me (I'll cover the expenses, ofc, might even throw in some extra).

I know it might be discontinued, but I refuse to believe that it has disappeared completely. Anyway, work your magic, UG! Any help is greatly appreciated!
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#4
Those are super fattening brah, don't feed them to your bitch.
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#6

This eye-poppingly gorgeous looking crunchy piece of hot ass candy. Dammit, I know what I saw!

EDIT: Aah, nvm, you got that already...
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#8
I don't think they produce those in Europe anymore, Haven't seen them myself since almost 4 years ago.
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#9
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Just feed her a milkyway. Same shit.

No crunch in that one
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#10
find an old wrapper of mars delight. Put your penis inside. Birthday present done
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#12
TS, why do you want to feed her so much chocolate?

Is it a DIY bouncy castle type of thing or do you just want her to have diabetes so she'll be "needy".

Either way you know what they say about fat chicks.

"If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you"

At least I think that quote was about fat chicks
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#14
I swear I saw these in a coop in the last 2 years.. Might have been a christmas thing .. or really old stock.

They're a spin off product and not a limited run.. if that gives you any hope.
#16
The actual purpose of it is that Mars Delight is nowhere to be found. It's not like I want to stuff her face (Yes, laugh away, that's an easy one) with some random candy. So yes, I guess it is a kind of a DIY bouncy castle type of thing, it has more like a symbolical meaning. I don't even need a lot of it, just a few bars.

EDIT: smb, this actually might work, would I not be living in Estonia. I wonder if there's any way around that...I mean, dammit, I live like right next to Denmark and Sweden, but nooo...oh, wait, perhaps that "Europe" category works for me.
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find an old wrapper of mars delight. Put your penis inside. Birthday present done

I think that might be a little conspicuous. Unless your penis is detachable.


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#18
They taught us how to make these in Home Economics actually. I can't remember how but I'm sure there's a recipe somewhere.
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#19
what do these even taste like? Like kinder bueno? no? I like kinder buenos
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find an old wrapper of mars delight. Put your penis inside. Birthday present done


great idea. you know, until she goes to bite into it.
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#22
Wow, the majority of the responses in this thread sicken me.


OT: They'd be stupid to discontinue them. I don't think I've ever met some one who didn't love them. That said, I haven't seen them in a few months. I don't know though, I don't eat a lot of chocolate.