#2
I guess they drive him crazy.
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#4
Well who wouldn't want to have sex with Herbie?
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#5
Reminds me of that bitch who married the Golden Gate Bridge.
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#7
That's quite a lot of whores power he's got there.
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#8
Wow. I thought i've seen some ****ed up fetishes but this might possibly take the cake.

I wonder what steered him to take this path in life
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#9
someone misunderstood the phrase "car sex."
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#10
He must have had a high sex drive.
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#11
So does he like...stick it in the muffler or what? That seems like it would be extremely uncomfortable...

???
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#12
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So does he like...stick it in the muffler or what? That seems like it would be extremely uncomfortable...

???


no, i think he takes it. he knows he to "drive stick" if you know what i mean.
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#13
Vroom Vroom....
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#15
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Yo dawg I heard you like cars so...

i got nothing.



So we shoved the muffler up your ass?
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#16
Wait wait wait...

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars


Admits?
They make having sex with a car sound like a bad thing that he should be ashamed of.
#17
He needs to back up and think about his life.

Think what he could have accomplished if he switched gears?


...

That's no way to get ahead in life
#18
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Wait wait wait...


Admits?
They make having sex with a car sound like a bad thing that he should be ashamed of.


he RAPED 1000 cars! if that's not something to be ashamed of, i don't know what is.
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#22
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he RAPED 1000 cars! if that's not something to be ashamed of, i don't know what is.


You don't know that.
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#24
I think he's doing it to get attention.
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#25
oh that's real nice, blaming the victim! how would you like it if some Dodge Ram came from out of an alley and mounted you without your consent?

and you know, you're gonna have a little car of your own one day. you might even already have one. and how would you feel if some stranger held her up at gun point and got all up in her exhaust pipe, and then people said "she was asking for it?"

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#26
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oh that's real nice, blaming the victim! how would you like it if some Dodge Ram came from out of an alley and mounted you without your consent?

and you know, you're gonna have a little car of your own one day. you might even already have one. and how would you feel if some stranger held her up at gun point and got all up in her exhaust pipe, and then people said "she was asking for it?"


are you saying that cars are trannies?
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#27
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are you saying that cars are trannies?


how did you get that out of that?
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#29
Guess he really loved backseat sex.
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#30
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how did you get that out of that?

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oh that's real nice, blaming the victim! how would you like it if some Dodge Ram came from out of an alley and mounted you without your consent?

Assuming it is a guy since it is raping you

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and how would you feel if some stranger held her up at gun point and got all up in her exhaust pipe, and then people said "she was asking for it?"

It is getting raped so I assumed it was a girl too
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#31
Two separate cars can be different genders brah.

EDIT: Oh he made it sound like one car.
Are all cars trannies? Or are all trannies cars? Can some trannies be cars and can some cars be trannies?
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#32
i bet having sex with those cars can be quite exhausting


EDIT: dang, i thought i was being original... i guess not
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#33
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Assuming it is a guy since it is raping you


It is getting raped so I assumed it was a girl too


they are two different cars. i don't see what's so confusing about that.
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#34
Just proves that things like having sex with cars and homosexuality are just fetishes.
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#35
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Just proves that things like having sex with cars and homosexuality are just fetishes.


Then so is heterosexuality.
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#36
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Then so is heterosexuality.


Yes but heterosexuality is the right fetish. Like God intended.
#37
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Yes but heterosexuality is the right fetish. Like God intended.


I don't wanna hear that bullshit.
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