#2
sounds like youre demoing a pedal more than jamming. less talk, more play!

also unless youre deformed or something youd probably be more entertaining than the front of your amp, haha

it sounded good when you were playing but you should probably just stick to playing and leave out all the disclaimers and narration and whatnot, i could definitely see people losing interest if theres too much talk and not enough play then you miss out. no one (at least no one worth listening to) is expecting you to be hendrix so just play and have fun and itl turn out just fine.